OMG - I cant make thread titles! (Interesting Question From Child)

zain · 10 Feb 2006 at 20:31

Just say "heres £1 now say no more" if he says "but" give him £2

Brain · 10 Feb 2006 at 20:32

stress the 'woman' and stress the 'instead'. Although im not sure how well a 4 year old will understand what we say to them...i dont have any experience I'm afraid. Truth is always better.

I'm suddenly reminded of that scene in the Adams Family film when little Wednesday responds to the question about how babies come into the world "my parents had sex". hehehehe

homereatsem · 10 Feb 2006 at 20:37

ok tried to explain to him, ne looked at me daft and then went to play with his Thomas the Tank Engine models

Melm0 · 10 Feb 2006 at 20:43

Sing the song!

Lesbians! Lesbians! When a woman takes another for a lover!

he will soon get the idea

homereatsem · 10 Feb 2006 at 20:46

not heard that one,

you got all the words?

Melm0 · 10 Feb 2006 at 20:49

erm .... no

VIRII · 10 Feb 2006 at 20:51

homereatsem said:
ok tried to explain to him, ne looked at me daft and then went to play with his Thomas the Tank Engine models

LOL. What exactly did you say to him ?

homereatsem · 10 Feb 2006 at 20:53

well first i asked where he had heard it, he told me his brother.. then said a lesbian is an adult lady who loves another adult lady just like daddy loves mummy

cant be sure he understood me but then again kids are funny sometimes

Hate · 10 Feb 2006 at 20:55

some drink coffee, some drink tea...

cleanbluesky · 10 Feb 2006 at 20:55

homereatsem said:
My 4 year old has just asked what a lesbian is?

how the hell can you answer that?

Get her to type the word 'lesbian' into google and hope the only thing that comes up is Wikipedia...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian

Melm0 · 10 Feb 2006 at 20:55

Hate said:
some drink coffee, some drink tea...

i remember it now!!!

homereatsem · 10 Feb 2006 at 20:56

cleanbluesky said:
Get her to type the word 'lesbian' into google and hope the only thing that comes up is Wikipedia...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian

lolol

but again I have to stress the child is a BOY

Otacon · 10 Feb 2006 at 20:58

cleanbluesky said:
Get her to type the word 'lesbian' into google

Stress: Safe search on :eek:

homereatsem · 10 Feb 2006 at 20:59

still wondering how to get a four year old reading and understanding the web

cleanbluesky · 10 Feb 2006 at 20:59

homereatsem said:
ok tried to explain to him, ne looked at me daft and then went to play with his Thomas the Tank Engine models

Damaged for life TBH - you shouldn't have used the hand puppets to illustrate

cleanbluesky · 10 Feb 2006 at 21:00

homereatsem said:
lolol

but again I have to stress the child is a BOY

That's the spirit!

SexyBetty · 10 Feb 2006 at 21:00

/Friends mode on

"Hi daddy! How come you dont live with mommy? How come mommy lives with that other lady? Whats a lesbian?"

/Friends mode off

benjo plz. · 10 Feb 2006 at 21:03

cleanbluesky said:
That's the spirit!

lmao excellent

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Seft · 10 Feb 2006 at 21:06

You should have just read out the wikipedia page. He'd have been bored after about ten seconds.

Treefrog · 11 Feb 2006 at 06:01

Someone from Lesbos?