It's probably just me and my group of friends who say this random crap but what other examples have you all got of the above saying... Heres a few.
On it like a tramp on chips
On it like a fox in a wheelie bin
On it like a nun in a cucumber field
On it like a peado in a playground
On it like a tramp on chips
On it like a fox in a wheelie bin
On it like a nun in a cucumber field
On it like a peado in a playground