On the loo for number 2

GJ02 · 17 Oct 2010 at 20:00

Apart from the obvious, what do u do there to pass time ?
Read, txt, think, play psp, etc etc or are you a quick get it over with person
Me... I'm sat here now and I'm creating this thread
Normally I read the forum or play iPhone games

Andr3w · 17 Oct 2010 at 20:01

Pics or it didn't happen.

Begbie · 17 Oct 2010 at 20:03

Dump and go!

jon.bda · 17 Oct 2010 at 20:04

Have a stack of Performance Bikes mags at the ready...its the only room in the house i get any peace!!!

Captain_Slick · 17 Oct 2010 at 20:04

I've always wondered how people stay on the toilet long enough to read the newspaper or whatever.

Clearly they're just closet homosexuals savouring the moment.

OpenToSuggestions · 17 Oct 2010 at 20:05

In uni halls with en-suite - Have a little bit of thinking time and take it easy
In uni halls without en-suite - Go and do it fast and retreat back to room, before any girls realise the smell was me.

sanaxe1 · 17 Oct 2010 at 20:06

I drop a bomb , run and pray for the person who has to go in next.

brummie · 17 Oct 2010 at 20:07

i like to be in and out ASAP no messin about.

wannabedamned · 17 Oct 2010 at 20:09

When i go for a number 2 I push so hard I cant hold anything in my hands as they're clenched along with my teeth

CaptainComedy · 17 Oct 2010 at 20:09

this sounds like lyrics for a song like the "up butt, coconut" song....

"on loo... number 2...
"on loo... number 2...
"on loo... number 2...
"on the loo for a number 2..."

SideWinder · 17 Oct 2010 at 20:10

I enjoy my number two time. I normally browse the internet on my phone.

RenoRanes007 · 17 Oct 2010 at 20:11

Nothing cause I stand up :eek:

Andr3w · 17 Oct 2010 at 20:13

RenoRanes007 said:
Nothing cause I stand up

Arab?

tres · 17 Oct 2010 at 20:16

Or much of Asia

I used to be a dump and go, but no I'm appreciating having a book next to the toilet. It's taking me about a year to read, but passes the time nicely and very relaxing

Amp34 · 17 Oct 2010 at 20:18

Erm, I'm normally in and out in about 2 minutes. If you need to spend that long on the toilet then you obviously don't need to go! :eek:

Walk in, trousers down, sit, 1 minute to drop your bombs, 30 seconds to wipe pull up trousers, wash hands, leave...

RenoRanes007 · 17 Oct 2010 at 20:20

Andr3w said:
Arab?

lol, no, I've had an Ileostomy so have a Stoma and Bag.

Jonny69 · 17 Oct 2010 at 20:22

I like to take my time. Either read or sit there playing Klondike on my iPod. Not a big fan of browsing the net while I poo, but it does sometimes happen.

jp_bl_68 · 17 Oct 2010 at 20:23

I either read or use my ipod touch.

adam cool dude · 17 Oct 2010 at 20:24

It's normally over in a couple of seconds. I don't get time to do anything.

btw i stand when i wipe.

^TANK^ · 17 Oct 2010 at 20:25

I use to like reading whilst on the loo but tend to just release the cargo and go now.

On the loo for number 2

Man of Honour