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Mr Hiroku go to the beach for swimming. Suddenly. He his bikini forgot!!

So, Mr Hiroku becomes naked and making a hole in the beach.

A lifeguard ask “Why do making hole the beach”

Mr Hiroku say “The water for make my commiseration!!! my bikini forgot!”

Joke of the year!!
 
japanese dude said:
Mr Hiroku approach the temple. Man with it robe did approach with line of question:
"Are you saying and doing in the way of JESUS?"
"No" say Mr Hiroku.
"Are you saying and doing in the way of MOHAMMED?"
"No!!" say Mr Hiroku!
"Well then, are you saying and doing in the way of BUDDAH????"
"NO!!!" say Mr Hiroku - Immediate! His fist is wavering!!!
"Well the religion, which prefer of you!!??"
Mr Hiroku attack, and man destruct! He attack with brush.
Mr Hiroku say "I AM CLEANER THE TEMPLE!!!"

omfg that's classic lol
 
olv said:
What's rFactor like as a sim? Getting a little tired of GTR, fancy a new challenge and it'd be a shame to let my momo wheel go to waste :D

It's great, if a little thin on content as standard. There are loads of mods available though, like the amazing Porsche Carrera Cup for example. There have just been an official realease of 2 new cars and a new track, which is absolutely stunning. It's an alpine style road track through some mountains, and the new cars are 4WD WRC style cars.

One of my favourite mods is the V8 Buggies. So much fun :D
 
I bought it yesterday, enjoying it so far. Although i can't get the force feedback working with my logitech momo wheel which is annoying. It does it negatively, forces you off centre rather then to the centre. i know GTR has a fix for this built it but can't find it in rfactor. trying find a solution on the forums now, with little success.
 
olv said:
I bought it yesterday, enjoying it so far. Although i can't get the force feedback working with my logitech momo wheel which is annoying. It does it negatively, forces you off centre rather then to the centre. i know GTR has a fix for this built it but can't find it in rfactor. trying find a solution on the forums now, with little success.

Set the FF strength slider in the game to the left so it is -100 (or whatever you use), instead of +.
 
DreXeL said:
Set the FF strength slider in the game to the left so it is -100 (or whatever you use), instead of +.

yeah found that earlier aftering wading through a load of stuff :)

quite enjoying the those new rally type courses and the cars.

How do you unlock all the other standard cars, do you just have to earn enough credits to buy them?
 
I laughed so much @ his porno joke, it sucked but its funny the way he types it. Im sure its just some guy being an ass lol
 
olv said:
yeah found that earlier aftering wading through a load of stuff :)

quite enjoying the those new rally type courses and the cars.

How do you unlock all the other standard cars, do you just have to earn enough credits to buy them?

Do a test session at any circuit, and type ISI_BABYFACTORY in the chat bar in the 'monitor' screen. When you leave the track you will have loads and loads of credits so you can buy all the cars. You need to do this for every 'series' (OW Challenge etc.)
 
DreXeL said:
Do a test session at any circuit, and type ISI_BABYFACTORY in the chat bar in the 'monitor' screen. When you leave the track you will have loads and loads of credits so you can buy all the cars. You need to do this for every 'series' (OW Challenge etc.)

ooooo cheers :D
 
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