You are all going to be so ****** when things go wrong online. No more corner groceries, bike shops, clothes, furniture shops etc.no cash payments, no person at a counter to sort out your ransom ware or fraud enquiries. No footfall on the streets, those not WFH are in their electric uber self hires failing to notice street robberies or property fires. The police and fire services have all gone online as well with automated answering services (oh **** gone down again). Cinema going is superceded by Netflix and you can alternate with your fave pron server. Libraries, what were they? You just order a couple of ebooks from your sofa alongside a 12" pizza for one. On the other hand make it an audio book then you don't even need to read it yourself.
Eventually you are all so ******* fat you cannot climb out of your custom sofa with built in commode that you die of exhaustion or the fire that the brigade cannot respond to burns you to a crisp...
...no one notices.