Only a mother could...

[Hedge]

Don't you mean "only a woman could"?

Nah pretty sure he means only a mother could.

In his post he said "she" indicating hes talking about his mother..

So shaddap

 

[Ben M]

Basically I have to keep correcting her that google street view is not a live system and that you can't go on to "check to see what the parking is like on Queen Street"

Nah pretty sure he means only a mother could.

In his post he said "she" indicating hes talking about his mother..

So shaddap

That's a generic woman error though isn't it?

 

[Hedge]

Yeah the first bit is, but he quite clearly made the topic of the thread, stupid things that mothers say/do

God knows why you felt the need to question it.

 

[TFleming]

I think you are in desperate need of some English lessons my dear boy.

Didn't realise i was taking part in an exam at the time, sorry.

 

[Ironic Namesake]

Mine always used to offer me food etc.

Now she complains at me eating 5-6 meals in the day and that the kitchen is always occupied

 

[dangerstat]

Mum "That's a small phone"
Me "It's not a phone it's an MP3 player"
Mum "What's an MP3"
Me "They're music files"
Mum "How do you listen to it, I can't see a speaker"
Me "You use headphones"
Mum "well I never"
...5 minutes later...
Dad "That's a small phone"
Me "It's not a phone it's an MP3 player"
Dad "A what player"

....... argh argh argh arghahahahahahaha!

half an hour later
Mum "Can I borrow your phone to ring your dad"]
Me "For the last ****ing time it's not a PHONE!"

 

[titchard]

I feel rather lucky - my Mum and Dad are rather cool! Not had any issues like this!

Rich

 

[FrostedNipple]

It's my mums bday today. The card got through the post to her Neither of my parents are gay like the ones above.

 

[steve-h]

I feel rather lucky - my Mum and Dad are rather cool! Not had any issues like this!

Rich

same... hearing a lot of stories that relate to my nan though

she was always trying to feed me, untill i started eating a lot... shes stopped now and just moans how I eat all her food

 

[chumpit]

My step father is the complete different to the aboth....
He puts me to shame tbh, His redunacy pay from a prevoius mod contracted job went on a 50 in plasma and hes currently building a i7 rig....
My mum on the other hand is hilarious when it comes to pcs, when shes not downloading spyware or virus.
Mum: The printers not working!!
Me: Is it switched on?
mum: yes??
me: no its not ***switches on printer***
mum: oh it was on when i started!!
me: sure
***waits a couple of minutes for backlog prints to come through***
10 minutes later i came back to find she printed the same page atleast 50 times.....

 

[SexyGreyFox]

I feel rather lucky - my Mum and Dad are rather cool! Not had any issues like this!

Rich

Yeah, me and my wife are quite techy where the 21 & 19 year old ask the stupid questions.