only allowed to take 12 cans

Or, if you're extremely paranoid.


Get hold of a syringe:

http://www.tacklefishing.co.uk/P/Large_bore_needle_and_syringe-(525).aspx


Buy a bottle of sprite, or other coloured bottle/colourless liquid.

Drain the Sprite using the syringe, refill it with vodka using the syringe.

Stand bottle upside down and seal it, either with a bit of melting or glue.

Cap will still be sealed and it'll look like a bottle of sprite. (Maybe leave some sprite in there so it looks carbonated).
 
i need the strongest lager/cider in the biggest possible cans available from the local supermarkets.
Im going to festivals which specified only 12 cans (no spirits)
Im a fat boy and need a lot to get boozed

How about you only take 12 cans and leave it at that?

This country's fascination with getting bladdered to have a good time is just mind boggling.
 
Are you allowed stoves? If so, just shot methylated spirit. Put it through a muslin bag to remove most of the dye and you won't (shouldn't) die.
 
I'm going to the same fest.

They have bars yadadad inside so I assume its so your forced to buy booze from them, and to also stop people taking in excessive amounts and selling it on.

I agree, 12 beers is nowhere near enough to last me a 5 day festival, even with bars, but to be honest I really doubt there going to check all 17ish thousand students going.
 
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1. Buy bottle of Jagermeister.
2. Empty contents into 2 x 500ml coke bottles.
3. Unroll sleeping bag, reroll with said bottles inside.
4. ??????????
5. Profit.
 
1. Just get a litre bottle of water
2. Take top off without breaking the seals
3. Replace with vodka
4. Replace top with intact seal.

It is prety simple to do and never failed for me.



I remember I did it a few years ago I did it with a couple of smaller bottles but didn't drink them all, a few months later after a heavy night out one of my mates grabbed one and started necking it thinking it was water....priceless.
 
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