Oops :(

DannyW · 1 Apr 2013 at 10:39

Kenai said:
Oh my sides, they're splitting, please stop

Lol you've had a mk4 golf for about 5 years well done mate

Kenai · 1 Apr 2013 at 10:40

DannyW said:
Lol you've had a mk4 golf for about 5 years well done mate

Haven't even been driving 5 years, try again

DannyW · 1 Apr 2013 at 10:44

Kenai said:
Haven't even been driving 5 years, try again

4 years 6 months

do you take it to vw main dealer for servicing? and buy only the best tyres?

Kenai · 1 Apr 2013 at 10:48

Still miles away from the truth, a bit like your car adverts in that respect, ho ho ho.

(and no, not dealer serviced, but yes, I put decent tyres on it because i'm not a spastic)

Mr-White · 1 Apr 2013 at 10:49

DannyW said:
Hi you have 2 miles yet dont worry

Got a 44 miles round trip to do today, 2 miles will leave me on the A1(M) lol

MW

paddy · 1 Apr 2013 at 10:50

Mr-White said:
This is mine, I don't want to start it

MW

It's ok, that's just the parking brake warning light...

GinG · 1 Apr 2013 at 11:13

Happy April Fools

Mr-White · 1 Apr 2013 at 11:33

paddy said:
It's ok, that's just the parking brake warning light...

Unlike that eBay seller, I take my car photos while stationary

Petrol warning light is also on lol

MW

peterattheboro · 1 Apr 2013 at 11:38

maccapacca said:
Danny must be bored, bait his hook and cast into the great ocuk motors lake and see what's biting today

Pretty much.

I love a good chuckle at DannyW but I can tell this one is a wind up from a mile off

Matt82 · 1 Apr 2013 at 12:01

That engine bay looks like a pig of a place to work

Theophany · 1 Apr 2013 at 12:09

DannyW said:
Oh well another one for the scrap yard

But then I remembered I've got a degree in mechanical and electricial enginineering

Love it. Well played, sir.

Mr-White · 1 Apr 2013 at 16:41

It survived

MW

unrealrocks · 1 Apr 2013 at 17:43

Mr-White said:
It survived

http://s11.postimg.org/fcqx0bvwz/IMAG0202.jpg

MW

I take it those 3 miles involved a petrol station?

Mr-White · 1 Apr 2013 at 18:38

unrealrocks said:
I take it those 3 miles involved a petrol station?

It did

MW

MatteH Oxford · 1 Apr 2013 at 18:44

Mr-White said:
It did

MW

But you didn't brim it though Bro'!!. 3/4 full!.

In before the "full tank brigade" chastise you

Matt82 · 1 Apr 2013 at 18:47

Ps my cars only seem to fail with lots of fuel in the tank... So don't count your chickens just yet if you've just passed 99,999

Mr-White · 1 Apr 2013 at 18:51

MatteH Oxford said:
But you didn't brim it though Bro'!!. 3/4 full!.

In before the "full tank brigade" chastise you

£60 is exactly 2 weeks fuel for me, can't fit a month in the tank. That way I have exactly £120 a month fuel bill that I can budget for every month.

MW

DannyW · 1 Apr 2013 at 18:53

Matt82 said:
Ps my cars only seem to fail with lots of fuel in the tank... So don't count your chickens just yet if you've just passed 99,999

I'm same as you only do half tanks, 3 times I brimmed 3 separate cars, 1 blew up and other 2 got crashed into - 1 was wrote off.

Broke my rule when I bought M5 had to brim it to get it back from London with no stops