Oops.

kokuten · 7 Mar 2014 at 14:09

Adsta said:
Have some stars

i hope when you say some stars you mean no stars yeah?

The Dread Pirate · 7 Mar 2014 at 14:10

Dude you could've posted a somewhat more amusing tale to waste my time with

bledd · 7 Mar 2014 at 14:12

What is an Oyster card?

godinman · 7 Mar 2014 at 14:12

Diddums said:
Screw you then

I read it all and found it entertaining.

Mat · 7 Mar 2014 at 14:12

bledd. said:
What is an Oyster card?

I imagine its faget

TheMightyTen · 7 Mar 2014 at 14:13

So where does the 15 year old girl that you want to visit you at home come into this story???? :confused:

dymetrie · 7 Mar 2014 at 14:13

Maybe a wristwatch would be more suitable for your requirements?

godinman · 7 Mar 2014 at 14:14

Mat said:
I imagine its faget

What do you imagine its faget doing?

GhostWKD · 7 Mar 2014 at 14:14

That was you!!!

Mat · 7 Mar 2014 at 14:14

godinman said:
What do you imagine its faget doing?

Nothing in particular, it can just be.

Zethor · 7 Mar 2014 at 14:16

There's a reason why they don't write books/make films with tag lines such as: "Average guy has indian dinner one day" or "Office worker leaves early and is delayed 15 minutes".

DirtyJester · 7 Mar 2014 at 14:16

Oops indeed....

mrk · 7 Mar 2014 at 14:21

Opps.

redeye_uk · 7 Mar 2014 at 14:23

Guess you had to be there

kokuten · 7 Mar 2014 at 14:24

redeye_uk said:
Guess you had to be there

i'm glad i wasn't

GravyMonster · 7 Mar 2014 at 14:25

Fiver says OP has a fedora and neckbeard.

Deep · 7 Mar 2014 at 14:30

Spunkey said:
Fiver says OP has a fedora and neckbeard.

No, that's Magnolia

nick.lidgett · 7 Mar 2014 at 14:36

Spunkey said:
Fiver says OP has a fedora and neckbeard.

OP wears a turtle neck and chain

Jono8 · 7 Mar 2014 at 14:44

Diddums said:
Screw you then

aw, diddums..

DannyDrama · 7 Mar 2014 at 14:45

3/10 Would not recommend.

It was still better than work though.