Opening window on train

Diddums · 9 Dec 2015 at 09:55

Sliver said:
An act of defenestration may have been appropriate for the 'lady' in question.

HA! Defenestration!

Also, I get this all the time on buses. I've seen so many people get in to arguments over it, every year same story. I solved it by buying a beanie.

Avenged7Fold · 9 Dec 2015 at 09:55

Thekwango said:
well technically I don't think he did tell her off for being too hot - did he not just go close the window like a true Alpha Male and then sit back down?! I mean that is some super Alpha male **** that needs bragging about. hell he should take the day off work, go to his local cocktail bar and regale the clientele about how he put this stupid inconsiderate woman in her place

Ahh your right, closing a window and sitting down is some next level ****!

I even heard OP afterwards said 'acclimate b**ch!', in his head ofc

I will think twice before trying to regulate my body temperature!

Diddums said:
I solved it by buying a beanie.

You are lucky you have people like OP out there to save you. #ClimateHero

platypus · 9 Dec 2015 at 09:59

Lolgroen aside, the woman could in the very least asked first, that's simple manners.

UTmaniac · 9 Dec 2015 at 10:00

If she was hot, you should have demanded she removes some clothes.

But more seriously, wouldn't it have been better for her to stand by the carriage door for a few minutes, with the door window fully open? It will be cooler there than in the sitting area.

Diddums · 9 Dec 2015 at 10:00

I know. Every time someone stands up for justice and attempts to close the windown of imminent hypothermia and is swiftly shot down in a relentless tirade of tutting and muttering I always think to myself "One day Dave, one day. You're the hero that london needs, just not the hero it needs right now" and then I fart.

Sliver · 9 Dec 2015 at 10:02

Diddums said:
I know. Every time someone stands up for justice and attempts to close the windown of imminent hypothermia and is swiftly shot down in a relentless tirade of tutting and muttering I always think to myself "One day Dave, one day. You're the hero that london needs, just not the hero it needs right now" and then I fart.

lol

Avenged7Fold · 9 Dec 2015 at 10:03

Diddums said:
and then I fart.

In a way Diddums, you are the true hero. You settle the matter for everyone and unite them all against the common enemy.

[FnG]magnolia · 9 Dec 2015 at 10:05

Things groen doubles down on:

- Woman are awful, all of them (but not unrequited Pret A Manger lost love, boo hoo).

- It's laughable that humans have been to the moon because BATTERIES and MOON PHYSICS and FAKE LANDINGS, SHEEPLE.

- Hard Left and Hard Right politically are mostly central in groen's view.

- Why SHOULD he turn up at work on time and sober? It's so unfair, dad!

So that's a solid 9 out of 10 from this reviewer

Thekwango · 9 Dec 2015 at 10:25

Diddums said:
I know. Every time someone stands up for justice and attempts to close the windown of imminent hypothermia and is swiftly shot down in a relentless tirade of tutting and muttering I always think to myself "One day Dave, one day. You're the hero that london needs, just not the hero it needs right now" and then I fart.

thanks, just burst out laughing, now everyone is looking into my office wondering wtf I am laughing about. they already think I'm weird, this hasn't helped

McBain · 9 Dec 2015 at 11:40

platypus said:
Lolgroen aside, the woman could in the very least asked first, that's simple manners.

This, exactly this.

arc@css · 9 Dec 2015 at 11:45

Diddums said:
I know. Every time someone stands up for justice and attempts to close the windown of imminent hypothermia and is swiftly shot down in a relentless tirade of tutting and muttering I always think to myself "One day Dave, one day. You're the hero that london needs, just not the hero it needs right now" and then I fart.

Haha!

McGray · 9 Dec 2015 at 11:48

Real beta guy.

Mr Badger · 9 Dec 2015 at 11:50

Diddums said:
I know. Every time someone stands up for justice and attempts to close the windown of imminent hypothermia and is swiftly shot down in a relentless tirade of tutting and muttering I always think to myself "One day Dave, one day. You're the hero that london needs, just not the hero it needs right now" and then I fart.

And so they have to open the bloody window again!

Devrij · 9 Dec 2015 at 12:19

Boxing stance? Stand and bang? Mac 10? Or the more current letterbox poo? All suitable responses in this situation.

Thekwango · 9 Dec 2015 at 12:25

Devrij said:
Boxing stance? Stand and bang? Mac 10? Or the more current letterbox poo? All suitable responses in this situation.

I've always been an ardent fan of a good kidney punch, usually does make the recipient realise your view point is most likely correct.

PMKeates · 9 Dec 2015 at 12:30

It's fairly obvious and sensible that the temperature of a carriage should be set for the people in it rather than the one individual who just ran in.

The window should be shut.

Daftbrown · 9 Dec 2015 at 12:36

Derek W said:
How can you downplay the incident so much? It was worse than terrorism, your basic human rights were laid bare, exposed to these evil doers. Too hot on a train in Britain! You're a far better man than I would have been. The sheer courage, audacity even, go simply stand up and close the window because you might have become slightly chilly. Sir, I applaud you! Your patriotism to Britain will not go un noticed, and I for one will contact the queen to ensure you're mentioned in the new years honours list for services to British transport!

Insert war hero pic here

As a miserable ****** I never 'lol', in fact in general I despise the ***** contraction 'lol' but you Sir just made me 'lol'. Thanks.

Tunney · 9 Dec 2015 at 13:45

Further Adventures on the Train to Romford.

Diddums · 9 Dec 2015 at 14:01

Mr Badger said:
And so they have to open the bloody window again!

Well if they want justification for having the window of hypothermia open, I shall deliver!