Ordering home delivery while drunk

I have absolutely no idea how anyone in their right mind can actually justify paying the uber eats/deliveroo costs. It's beyond insane to me. I don't think most are drunk, at least you have a decent excuse!

Have done deliveroo of Giggling Squid, but only because it’s miles away.

Not sure KFC or maccu-ds would be nice lukewarm and non-crispy.
 
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I do it regularly to buy t-shirts.

I'll put on a load of hair metal music videos on YouTube and get proper lubricated.

Then I'll get on eBay.

Sometimes ill completely forget about it until it turns up in the post a few days later.
 

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I don’t think she’s got one tooth in her head. Rotted them away eating junk 24/7. She probably gets through more coke than Wetherspoons
 

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