Other people's loo brushes

Toilet brush? I thought it was a spiked tool to break the back of the daily turdzilla. Usually drop the MOD an email to get a trident to sink it once out to sea.
 
The ones at work look like chocolate magnums.

I made them along them all and buy new ones. They're only a few quid each for budget plastic ones.
 
I have to say since the advent of the water saving toilet I tend to flush while sitting dumping - flush after main wipe then flush again after the final spit and polish - then when standing I flush again - if by any chance there is a pellet or floater I either use washing up water or new bowl of soapy water to tip down pan - any skid marks never survive that onslaught - and then close the lid - why people never close the lid is beyond me.-- As you guess we do not have a toilet brush - disgusting things.
 
Sod the brush - Bleach!

Give it 5 mins, all your problems are gone away.

Unless you have left a pan-cracker.
 
DXP55 said:
I have to say since the advent of the water saving toilet I tend to flush while sitting dumping - flush after main wipe then flush again after the final spit and polish - then when standing I flush again - if by any chance there is a pellet or floater I either use washing up water or new bowl of soapy water to tip down pan - any skid marks never survive that onslaught - and then close the lid - why people never close the lid is beyond me.-- As you guess we do not have a toilet brush - disgusting things.
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And I thought polishing a turd was just a saying...
 
I was at a party at a doctor's house many years back, and about 11PM a young bloke came into the kitchen looking very sheepish and muttered to the host "I am terribly sorry, I was using the toilet brush and it seemed to get stuck and now the head's come off it" Quick as a flash he said, "Jesus, that sounds kinky, go to my study, drop your kecks and bend right over, I'll get a head light and my heavy duty gloves, things are livening up nicely!". Poor lad went home shortly afterwards.

I used to find putting tautly pulled cling film over toilet bowls good fun when people were well oiled at parties. Some women didn't share my idea of fun. They'd probably go to the police and a counsellor these days.
 
actually...I never use my own brush unless the toilet's getting cleaned with disinfectant

how do you expect the **** that wouldn't come off the nice shiny toilet bowl to be washed off the bristly brush with a flush of water!
 
planty said:
How often are you leaving stuff in the bowl after one flush that requires the use of a brush? Concerned for your health!
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I do it as matter of habit. There's always the odd skiddy :D


builder22 said:
actually...I never use my own brush unless the toilet's getting cleaned with disinfectant

how do you expect the **** that wouldn't come off the nice shiny toilet bowl to be washed off the bristly brush with a flush of water!
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Well it does, my brush is years old and it's so white and clean you could eat off it.
 
Only meffs use toilet brushes they are so 1980s.

As said above domestos bleach and every thing is gone in half an hour or so.

Hate toilet brushes proper filth. Point is, who cleans the brush after the toilet sweep? :D
 
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