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Bakedgoods

Capodecina
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Bit the side of my mouth right at the back with my big chewing chompers.

It hurts to even open my mouth now and I can fell it pretty much constantly. I haven't done this for a while and forgot how much it hurts.

Anyone else accidentally mutilated themselves recently?

:(
 
ugh biting your mouth is the worst, soon it'll be an extrutiating pain and you wont be able to stop chewing your cheek, like when you cant stop proding a ulser with your tongue.
 
It's basically turned into like a massive ulcer where I chomped it and I do keep tounging it. It was a couple of days ago when I did it so it's really hurting now ha-ha.
 
My missus was asleep the other night and I snuck into the room with the intention of leaping onto the bed and giving her a fright. Unfortunately, I never noticed that she'd shifted the large wooden box at the bottom of the bed and I whacked my toe off it.

I still woke her up, but it was the sound of muffled cursing which did it, rather than me bouncing off the bed.

Fortunately the pain faded after about 30 seconds, as most stubbed toes do. But for a few seconds all I could think in was swear words :D
 
My muscles ache but that's about it. Getting used to it now, a good thing as I'm going to be feeling it constantly for a long time.
 
I mutilated my ankle somehow, been hurting for a week now and I have absolutely no idea what I did to it, havent been drunk in that timeframe either so its a mystery. Unless I have been sleep walking again.
 
it's not my injury but when my bro went to malta with my parents he managed to put his foot through windsheild of a boat. they took him to the hosp with big blades of glass sticking out anyway whilst admin checked we had the correct insurance doctor was tugging the glass looking at the damage they hadnt given him pain killers or anything.
 
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