Pardon, say again.

[Frippy]

Deafness, terrible thing. I was practically deaf 5 hours ago but the Doctors cured me in 5 minutes. The soloution was strangely erotic. Mr Doctor is a female in her 40's (nice, looks after herself) and after complaining about hearing loss she exmanined me and decided to give both my ears a de-wax. It really was quite pleasing, warm water being squirted in your lug-holes and a pair of 36c's carressing the back of your head is great!

The other bonus is I can hear properly now, just thought I'd share that with you.

 

[fatiain]

Eh?

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

36C's eh....hmm...

Pardon....? What...? I can't hear you...?

/me runs off to doctors.

 

[tom_e]

now if only my doctor wasnt a man

 

[Wryel]

Where's your doctors?

Loving the weirdness of a female Mr Doctor 'that's Dr Doctor actually...'

 

[NokkonWud]

Glad you had it cured. Wouldn't mind a head massage myself at the moment.

 

[The_blue]

win win

even if she shoved a cotton bud in and burst the drum you'd still have had a great day

 

[Zip]

That would have had u in a hgappy mood all day

It has nothing on scuzis experiance though, hes one lucky man.

Click here for his experiance

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17529663&highlight=check+balls

 

[daz]

What's the location of this practice?

 

[Mr_L]

should have mentioned that you thought you might have a lump on your balls as well.

 

[Gigi]

"I have an itch on my prostate, could you please give it a gentle massage "

/Gigi

 

[Davey_Pitch]

"I have an itch on my prostate, could you please give it a gentle massage "

/Gigi

I now got visions of Eli in Road Trip

 

[malfunkshun]

"I have an itch on my prostate, could you please give it a gentle massage "

/Gigi

Erm, you do know where they 'enter' to examine your prostate right?

 

[Mr_L]

Erm, you do know where they 'enter' to examine your prostate right?

Erm, you do realise it was a joke right?

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

I had a doctors appointment too. Bit different. A bloke... holding my genitals :/

Tbh though, I dont know if its worse having a male doctor doing it or a good looking female one....

....well at least until she shoves that small torture device down your *ahem* manhood to test for that damn STD I've forgotten the name of. Any intrest in her instantly goes right out the window.

 

[malfunkshun]

Erm, you do realise it was a joke right?

reciprocated

 

[Jotun]

I've had my ears syringed a few times, 5 hours wait, lucky you, took me a 8 days the first time! It's great being able to hear again after, the clarity is unbeliveable, I had it done about 4 or 5 hours before a gig the last time... Didn't have a fit nurse sadly though

 

[Mr_L]

reciprocated

I'm sure.

 

[LordSplodge]

The nurse that did my ears a few months ago had a lot bigger breasts, a LOT bigger breasts...

Like Gladice Emmanule out of Open All Hours.

 

[lordedmond]

Erm, you do know where they 'enter' to examine your prostate right?

with a long thin camera down your , i'd better stop now

I should know ive had it done