Pasty Lover

[Skillmister]

Surprised at the love for Samantha Cameron

Face too horsey.

Gross. Elbows far too pointy.

 

[Cosimo]

Can't we just have a Friday night tax?

Not worth it as it's taxing enough for a lot of people.

 

[anything I don't mind]

I hate all these taxes that try and control the behavior of the population, just make some flat taxes and that is. The government already has like 20 revenue streams how much is enough ?

Why tax pastries and not something else, completely random, all these types of taxes do is distort markets and cause unemployment.

 

[Bear]

I wonder what they called pasties at Eton

Maybe parsties

 

[matt_fsr]

I wonder what they called pasties at Eton

'Coal-miner food', most likely.

 

[No1newts]

To be honest, it just goes to show how hopelessly out of touch Tory-Boy Dave is - "Hug a hoodie" indeed

I wonder what they called pasties at Eton

Commoner chow.

Mind you there is nothing worse than the sight of some fat chav bint shouting at their young child child to shut up And shoving a greggs pastie in there to ensure that they do!

 

[Macky]

'Coal-miner food', most likely.

*Tin miner food. General studies has taught me one thing this year.

 

[Mr-White]

"Let them eat cold pasty"

Should they be promoting necrophilia ? lol

MW

 

[King Damager]

This made me smirk too much...

kd

 

[BunnyKillBot]

Oh My God I hope the auto-tune-the-news people put together a song of Cameron 'Smash That Pasty'

 

[arc@css]

Just wish he'd said

"I love a hot, wet pasty"

Golden missed opportunity TBH.

 

[malfunkshun]

Surprised at the love for Samantha Cameron.
Face too horsey.

I agree
I would, however, still bang it like a snare drum.....just so I could tell her hubby all about it.

 

[FlamBango]

who cares about her face, it would be in a pillow. Just make sure you got a couple of sugar lumps or a polo for after.

He mentioned the west cornwall pastie co, i dont think their average staff member would know where west cornwall was if you showed them a map, of cornwall.

 

[antijoke]

So looks like a total U-turn on this has been done and they have now intodcuded it.



Source

 

[pingwing]

"it will hit struggling families at a time when they can least afford it"

Basically it will encourage families to cook their own pasties and hot food??

 

[Theophany]

Now every time I am face deep in a warm, moist pasty all I will be able to think about it George Osborne...