Pasty Mashing New York tickets

areksnumbr1sxylady · 8 Feb 2015 at 00:54

Came across tickets from London to NYC for around £370 return each, which would make sure you spend valentines there.

Its pretty well priced considering its direct and its on Valentines plus essentially last minute...

Have you been struggling to mash it? Take him/her to NYC and multiply your chances of pasty mashing by 0!

Flyin either with United or Kuwait through Expedia (1% cashback)... If you are flying with Kuwait Airways, do not forget to bring a picture of Saddam with you on-board, you shall get extra bacon and alcohol served to you free of charge.

bsoltan · 8 Feb 2015 at 01:29

Smooth.

pepsilol · 8 Feb 2015 at 01:34

Always thought it was smashing.

ikillbears · 8 Feb 2015 at 02:00

I ... I ... can't make sense of this

dunker · 8 Feb 2015 at 02:09

new york needs more layers than here right now. not to mention it's a currupt police state threating the world with total evaporation cos of it's failing petro currency. maybe go with cornwall? prettier, cheaper, more ww2 bomb shelters.

G-MAN2004 · 8 Feb 2015 at 02:46

dunker said:
new york needs more layers than here right now

I read that as lawyers. I've been watching too much Suits.

Caged · 8 Feb 2015 at 10:06

ikillbears said:
I ... I ... can't make sense of this

malfunkshun · 8 Feb 2015 at 10:34

It's pasty Smashing
pasty mashing is what cornish care home workers do for their clients.

New York? for Valentines? too cold, too far, too commercial. About as romantic as getting her to mash your pasty for you.

Cosimo · 8 Feb 2015 at 10:40

For mashing get smash... much cheaper.

holymonk · 8 Feb 2015 at 10:41

Next on the bucket list

Amp34 · 8 Feb 2015 at 10:43

You don't kave a very exciting bucket list so you?

[TW]Fox · 8 Feb 2015 at 10:47

Amp34 said:
You don't kave a very exciting bucket list so you?

It's better than the guy who lived in London and had Paris on his 'bucket list' in the last thread we had, £69 return and 2 hours away on the train

willhub · 8 Feb 2015 at 12:25

I've been creating a bucket list of places to go, some of the highlight are:

Southport
Prestatyn
Grimsby
Last but not least Glasgow

Caged · 8 Feb 2015 at 13:07

I don't see Chicken Cottage on that list

areksnumbr1sxylady · 8 Feb 2015 at 18:30

malfunkshun said:
It's pasty Smashing

I shall remind you, that this is a family forum and such language is vile.

MrMoonX · 8 Feb 2015 at 19:12

Horrible airlines to fly to NYC with! Virgin or BA or GTFO

Janesy B · 8 Feb 2015 at 19:46

For that price, I'd be happy with a cargo plane

[TW]Fox · 8 Feb 2015 at 19:54

Janesy B said:
For that price, I'd be happy with a cargo plane

It's not exactly deal of the decade? It's a fairly common sort of price for a flight to New York in February, one of the cheapest months to fly. A quick search reveals BA flights for just over £400 in Feb.

MrMoonX · 8 Feb 2015 at 20:01

[TW]Fox;27602805 said:
It's not exactly deal of the decade? It's a fairly common sort of price for a flight to New York in February, one of the cheapest months to fly. A quick search reveals BA flights for just over £400 in Feb.

Yeah id pay a bit more to go with BA

areksnumbr1sxylady · 9 Feb 2015 at 03:45

[TW]Fox;27602805 said:
It's not exactly deal of the decade? It's a fairly common sort of price for a flight to New York in February, one of the cheapest months to fly. A quick search reveals BA flights for just over £400 in Feb.

MrMoonX said:
Yeah id pay a bit more to go with BA

AA and BA 747 and 777 are out dated as hell and worn out.