Anyway what if I don't want to go to heaven and have mutts licking my face?

I did think about putting a caveat in my first post to the effect that you wouldn't agree that Conroe was a good idea but basically since you need to change to DDR2 to for to AM2 unless you have a special reason for choosing AMD then it is difficult to justify, especially given a Conroe 6400 will equal or beat an X2 5000 in almost everything. I'm not a fan of Intel particularly in regard to their business practices but I'm also pragmatic enough to accept that sometimes they will be the best option, I've got no intention of upgrading in the near future unless I come into money or start gaming seriously again but hopefully by that time AMD will be competing on a par again.