Penguin Jokes

Six6siX · 31 May 2016 at 12:58

I think McVities have hired new joke writers. I don't remember them being this consistently good!

This has swayed my purchasing habits from "whatever is on offer" to "nothing but Penguins" when it comes to chocolate biscuits.

Mr Gimp · 31 May 2016 at 13:03

God, I actually laughed at the bottom one!

malachi · 31 May 2016 at 13:09

Last one is funny

Akagi · 31 May 2016 at 13:11

I liked "What sort of shoes are made from bananas?"

Slippers!

Also from a Penguin wrapper.

Clarkson · 31 May 2016 at 13:26

Just had a penguin mini roll (yes they exist).

Joke was: "What do you call 500 penguins in Trafalgar Square?"

"Lost".

Cosimo · 31 May 2016 at 14:35

What do penguins sing on a birthday?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

TheVoice · 31 May 2016 at 15:54

They taste a bit weird these days though, ever since they made them bigger.

Six6siX · 31 May 2016 at 16:32

TheVoice said:
They taste a bit weird these days though, ever since they made them bigger.

Or have your hands gotten smaller?

Derek W · 31 May 2016 at 17:26

Q: What's black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white? A: A penguin rolling down a hill

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: a penguin on a rampage

Yo mamma so fat even penguins are jealous of the way she waddles.

esoteric · 31 May 2016 at 17:50

Q) What do you call a Penguin with no eyes?
A) Pengun.