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Penguin Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Six6siX, May 31, 2016.

  1. Six6siX

    Mobster

    Joined: Nov 25, 2004

    Posts: 4,713

    Location: Hertfordshire

    I think McVities have hired new joke writers. I don't remember them being this consistently good!

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    This has swayed my purchasing habits from "whatever is on offer" to "nothing but Penguins" when it comes to chocolate biscuits.
     
  2. Mr Gimp

    Mobster

    Joined: Sep 6, 2003

    Posts: 3,411

    Location: Somerset

    God, I actually laughed at the bottom one!
     
  3. malachi

    Sgarrista

    Joined: Jun 27, 2006

    Posts: 8,734

    Location: Earth

    Last one is funny
     
  4. Acme

    Caporegime

    Joined: Jul 29, 2011

    Posts: 29,370

    Location: Acme's chair

    I liked "What sort of shoes are made from bananas?"

    Slippers!

    Also from a Penguin wrapper. :D
     
  5. Clarkson

    Wise Guy

    Joined: Aug 10, 2010

    Posts: 1,499

    Location: Midlands

    Just had a penguin mini roll (yes they exist).

    Joke was: "What do you call 500 penguins in Trafalgar Square?"


    "Lost". :o:cool:
     
  6. Cosimo

    Man of Honour

    Joined: Jan 9, 2007

    Posts: 163,580

    Location: Londinium

    What do penguins sing on a birthday?

    Freeze a jolly good fellow
     
  7. TheVoice

    Capodecina

    Joined: Aug 15, 2005

    Posts: 20,428

    Location: Glasgow

    They taste a bit weird these days though, ever since they made them bigger.
     
  8. Six6siX

    Mobster

    Joined: Nov 25, 2004

    Posts: 4,713

    Location: Hertfordshire

    Or have your hands gotten smaller? :p
     
  9. Pringle W

    Capodecina

    Joined: Oct 1, 2008

    Posts: 10,920

    Location: Glebe Park

    Q: What's black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white? A: A penguin rolling down a hill

    Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: a penguin on a rampage

    Yo mamma so fat even penguins are jealous of the way she waddles. :D
     
  10. esoteric

    Wise Guy

    Joined: Aug 5, 2004

    Posts: 2,168

    Q) What do you call a Penguin with no eyes?
    A) Pengun.