People in positions of responsibility and their use of phrases like "end of play", "streamlined oper

chriscubed · 12 Mar 2013 at 21:36

Count yourself lucky you get any real communication! When my boss sends me an email, it usually consists of an attachment and either a single word such as "Website" or if I'm really lucky, no words at all and I have to guess what he wants done with it from the content of the attachment!

khodos · 12 Mar 2013 at 21:48

Skeptic said:
IT'S A GAME CHANGER.

recruiters' favourite

Drollic · 12 Mar 2013 at 21:53

Judgeneo said:
But prevention is better than cure... Just look at smallpox.

You're right, it's just a shame the people that say it seem to do neither.

jaybee · 12 Mar 2013 at 21:54

Nice idea that, let's put it on the runway and maybe later we can get it in flight.

ARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH

EndlessSky · 12 Mar 2013 at 21:59

Let's put the cat amongst the pigeons and see what it drags out, then we can put it up the flagpole and see who salutes it.

robfosters · 12 Mar 2013 at 22:03

I love this thread. Some are really thinking outside the box. Please keep me in the loop.

Wink · 17 Mar 2013 at 19:08

Jokester said:
I don't really see a problem with most of it, as it usually describes things succinctly.

+1

Ricochet J · 17 Mar 2013 at 19:31

EndlessSky said:
Let's put the cat amongst the pigeons and see what it drags out, then we can put it up the flagpole and see who salutes it.

LOL WTF does that mean?

-westy- · 17 Mar 2013 at 19:55

Fenris said:
SYNERGY MOTHER ****ERS.

Defy Belief · 17 Mar 2013 at 19:57

My workplaces favourite is 'Be good for your development' aka you're doing a job you should be paid more for..