People talking in their sleep...

[pinkacidbootson]

My girlfriend is always talking in her sleep, and luckily I'm usually awake after she falls sleep browsing the forums so I get to hear the gibberish she comes out with.
For example, here's some of tonight's insane ramblings:

"Haha I ate your last noodle!"

"You're always putting your hand somewhere sticky."


If I question her, 9 times out of 10 she will get angry and maybe even punch me without reason, but I find it all hilarious.

Tell me about your partner/family/friends talking in their sleep, or any other strange stuff they do.

 

[pinkacidbootson]

Before I do share I need to see a pic of your missus sleeping.

I don't know what you're expecting, unless seeing a head on a pillow turns you on

 

[pinkacidbootson]

One of me ex's used to txt in her sleep. It still blows my mind that it's true.

Funnily enough my gf did that once; the person she sent the text to was very confused! Wish I could remember what the text was about...

It amazes me that she was concious enough to find her phone and type out a full text message but couldn't remember doing it the next morning.