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People talking in their sleep...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by pinkacidbootson, 23 Apr 2010.

  1. pinkacidbootson


    Joined: 9 Mar 2006

    Posts: 4,001

    Location: Rhone-Alpes, France

    My girlfriend is always talking in her sleep, and luckily I'm usually awake after she falls sleep browsing the forums so I get to hear the gibberish she comes out with.
    For example, here's some of tonight's insane ramblings:

    "Haha I ate your last noodle!" :confused:

    "You're always putting your hand somewhere sticky." :eek:

    If I question her, 9 times out of 10 she will get angry and maybe even punch me without reason, but I find it all hilarious.

    Tell me about your partner/family/friends talking in their sleep, or any other strange stuff they do.
  2. Greenlizard0

    Man of Honour

    Joined: 15 Mar 2004

    Posts: 28,141

    Location: Liverpool

    Before I do share I need to see a pic of your missus sleeping.
  3. chiLLZ


    Joined: 2 Jan 2009

    Posts: 416

    It's worse when they talk when awake methinks.
  4. pinkacidbootson


    Joined: 9 Mar 2006

    Posts: 4,001

    Location: Rhone-Alpes, France

    I don't know what you're expecting, unless seeing a head on a pillow turns you on :p
  5. HaMMuS


    Joined: 11 Jul 2003

    Posts: 386

    Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne, UK

    My gf always used to ramble on in her sleep about drinks orders whilst she worked at starbucks.
  6. meghatronic


    Joined: 24 Nov 2002

    Posts: 16,378

    Location: 38.744281°N 104.846806°W


    I've shared beds and rooms with a few people that sleep. One girl used to talk in German in her sleep. Was very disconcerting just when you're drifting off.
  7. TheKnat

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 13 May 2007

    Posts: 1,832

    Location: Lancashire, UK

    My missus can have conversations with me whilst she is half asleep and then usually doesn't remember them. I find that this is the best time to see if she minds me spending lots of money on computer parts.
  8. Clum


    Joined: 7 Dec 2008

    Posts: 2,808

    Location: Auckland/Edinburgh

    One of me ex's used to txt in her sleep. It still blows my mind that it's true.
  9. Psypher5


    Joined: 11 Jan 2005

    Posts: 9,960

    Location: Birmingham

    my gf sat bolt upright and made me "get the potato off her back", and got properly angry at me for it being there once, then just collapsed and started snoring again.. :/

    The best thing to do is go along with it, else things can turn nasty (not from experience, just from reading about it all) I normally just ignore her though. lol
  10. Azza


    Joined: 6 Dec 2005

    Posts: 35,825

    Location: Birmingham

    My ex used to all the time, she would have a proper conversation with me then go back to sleep and not remember about it in the morning. She has also text me while asleep as well. :D
  11. pinkacidbootson


    Joined: 9 Mar 2006

    Posts: 4,001

    Location: Rhone-Alpes, France

    Funnily enough my gf did that once; the person she sent the text to was very confused! Wish I could remember what the text was about...

    It amazes me that she was concious enough to find her phone and type out a full text message but couldn't remember doing it the next morning.
  12. VirtualAdept


    Joined: 23 Oct 2002

    Posts: 4,385

    Location: North Devon

    My sister in law did that except she shouted, at the top of her voice "BLUE!" then just flopped back down and started snoring.
  13. Amakuma


    Joined: 26 Jan 2010

    Posts: 291

    Im a sleep talker, quite often ill sit up and spout crap when my girlfriend asks me about I get angry and drop straight back to sleep.
  14. Dave85


    Joined: 18 Jan 2004

    Posts: 8,931

    Location: Sunny Scotland

    heh guilty of talking in sleep aswell. parents used to be worried when I was in my teens I would sleep walk all the way down stairs and make juice and never spill it :eek:
  15. IcE-ColD


    Joined: 1 Oct 2006

    Posts: 385

    My girlfriend normally swears in her sleep. She also likes to make noises like shes eating something all the time. She has also hit me in her sleep before quite hard in the nose. She doesn't remember anything.
  16. Brian8bit


    Joined: 10 Apr 2010

    Posts: 4,785

    So she says.
  17. Mr Joshua


    Joined: 18 Oct 2002

    Posts: 4,133

    I talk, yell and swear sometimes when I'm sleeping.

    In the past I've jumped out of bed and slammed the bedroom door frightening the whole house, I've even managed to run down the stairs thinking something was chasing me.
  18. Doonhamer

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 19 May 2005

    Posts: 2,417

    Location: Scottish Borders

    This happens a lot to me as well. Trouble is it often results in her getting angry at me for not telling her something and then refusing to believe I already had but she just doesn't remember. :D
  19. Nix


    Joined: 26 Dec 2005

    Posts: 19,839

  20. Mp4


    Joined: 21 Apr 2006

    Posts: 8,460

    Location: Eastbourne

    My GF does this around 3-4 times each month without fail...

    No idea why but she is always on a mission shopping in her sleep or returning items
    Or another one which freaks me out is she laughs in her sleep!
    Oddly enough she's always facing me when she does that....