Perks of the job

38 days a year + leave (inc Bank holidays)
No dramas if i need to cut away to sort stuff out
Finish Fridays at 1230 most weeks
free medical including dental
free Gym membership
travel the world
good social club
play with heavy machinery
get to go sailing, scuba diving, walking, all over the world
discounts in all sorts of shops
decent pension but that’s changing for the worse:(
Good salary
not bad working conditions
lots of good courses

Join the army be the best (i cant guarantee if you join you will get all the above but i have)
 
60hrs + a week
Weekend work
Very intense and glued to the phone/screen/meeting room


I now have 30 days annual leave as I've been here a while but usually never get to take them all.

No bonus as the company can't seem to book a profitable contract.

Its awesome.
 
Currently unable to be made redundant as I am a Crown servant so it's a job for 30 years if you keep your nose clean. In today's climate it is a perk however there are no industrial rights to go with it.

That said, the Winsor report wants the law amended so police can be made redundant however he wants no industrial rights to go with it.
 
Erm..

30 days annual leave
Final salary pension
Fuel card and van
Use of private box at Cheltenham race days, excluding gold cup week..
As much building materials I can carry, so never buy anything to do home improvements or private jobs..
Oh, any scrap metal we remove/unused get weighed in so that's a £1000 bonus a year tax free..
Decent wage for someone of my age to really, above national average anywho.
Free rugby tickets for hospitality suite at Gloucester Rugby ground afew times a year.

So yeah, boring ass job and pretty hard work occasionally but it has its perks.

Oh, and a full English breakfast every Friday in works time, I'm going for mine in half hour!
 
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Free Gym
Free Sports
Adventure training (when its available)
Cheap Accommodation
Relatively decent pay
30 days leave a year + bank holidays.

All I have to do is spend half my life in Afghanistan.
 
Last job they paid for a drink at Christmas,
Except the pub was in the middle of nowhere so you had to drive ....which meant you couldn't drink.

Even if you could, the used vouchers were only handed out to the mates of the creepy guy in charge of them.


Current job is a bit underrated, so it depends on the upbringing of the clients if they actually remember me.
 
Company car
Everything paid for when travelling with company
Fuel card
Good pension
15% bonus
Bupa
Buy extra hols (normally 26 + bank hols)
Laptop
Smartphone
All training, even non company related stuff, paid for (Smashing in HSE quals at the mo)

About it I think
 
Due to the size of the company I work for, we have our own company discount page, which includes the likes of Apple, iTunes vouchers, HMV, Argos, etc etc;

Also, half price cinema tickets and organised European trips for cheap :)
 
Free private GP
Cheap Private Dental care
25days holiday + 1 personal day + bank holidays
UP TO 50% bonus
Free tea + coffee
Work phone
Flexible on leaving early and arriving late as well as working from home if required.
 
A really fancy free gym with cable machines and smith machines that I get to use all to myself every lunchtime for an hour :D

Also Thanksgiving and Black Friday are company holidays - yay
 
When I worked for Audi I used to get £20k allowance for a car, which I had to have at a very good minimum spec, and got to change it every 9,000 mile.
Anything over the 20K I have to pay 2.5% of the difference per month.
I also had a fully expensed fuel card which seemed good when I had a 3.2L A3, but not until my next years tax code came in!

After a year of working there the allowance was cut to 12K and the fuel card removed.
Not so much fun then.

I also got to drive the new models when they came out - the only one I didn't get to drive was the A8 L Security. This was probably down to the cost of the vehicle and the "requirement" to have a driving course to learn to drive it. I was armoured so weighed a far bit more than a normal A8. Plus on the version when I worked there had pyro charges on the door hinges that was designed to enable you to get out of the car in a hurry - I could see too many people wondering what the big red button was for. It seems that the newer one has replaced this with an undercar fire suppression system and flashing lights and an siren.
 
Medical
Dental
Relocation (including paying legal fees and stamp duty if you buy a house)
KPI bonus
Merit bonus
Free lunch
Flexi time (up to 2 days off a month)
Various discounts from stores, tickets, holidays etc
Gym membership
Pension
Share scheme (buy one get 2 free)
Lots of free training
Ability to work abroad, either on rotation or permanently

Think that's about it lol
 
Staff discount in store (Superdrug) 30% off own brand, 10% off branded
Events throughout the year give us extras such as 50% off own brand and 20% off branded

Perfume tester sales - 1st year every item was 50p for perfume/after shave, 2nd year they charged £2 per bottle. Still very decent price for full size bottles of very good stuff

Excess stock sales - £5 to fill a carrier bag full of whatever is on sale, I usually go for mouthwash, toothbrushes, shampoos, shower gels etc etc

Supplier launch gifts - We get a lot of suppliers giving us free items when they are launching new products etc. Gillette Razors, skin creams etc


Not the most amazing perks but they all help in the long run and something for free is better than nothing at all
 
Bupa
Laptop
Free fruit (and Ice Cream in summer)
Free tea and Coffee (and a nice expensive bean to cup coffee machine in each office)
Extra holidays for long service
 
Perks?

I get to work every bank holiday.
I get called by India/Singapore quite frequently at 5am.
I even get a free blackberry for me to use for work purposes 24 hours a day.

Yay \o/

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