Personal Fails?

[Arcimbaldo]

Well i thought this would be appropriate after my *Epic* fail today, (apologies if there is another thread on this).

I was paintballing and sprinting towards the objective (well i thought it was anyway), i was not under fire as it was the start of the game but to my delight i saw a line of rope about neck height (you can see where this is going), this was before i had time to stop so i careered into the rope getting a friction burn on my neck and subsequently faceplanting a puddle of mud about 2m in front of me, Oh and the rope caught my mask throwing it 10ft into the air.
The marshall was about 10m away laughing his head off till he finally came round and called the game off, giving me back my mask and starting again.

This is personally the biggest fail i have ever been in.
So what are your worst fails, there are many others of mine, but too many to list.

Arcimbaldo

 

[Viper²]

I once accidentally the whole bottle.

 

[Dave]

I once accidentally the whole bottle.

The whole bottle?

 

[L0rdMike]

I accidentally the cocacola bottle.

 

[thepeganator]

I once accidentally the whole bottle.

Surely not!

 

[Russinating]

Why was there a rope at neck height?

 

[Yamahahahahaha]

I once accidentally the whole bottle.

The whole thing?

 

[St0rmer66]

Why was there a rope at neck height?

Game boundary? Normally people would see a rope this sort of height though .

 

[alfalavala]

dude. your chin.

 

[Gackt]

Mine are too numerous to list. I'm like Clark Kent but without the Superman part.

 

[doiks14]

I was making some bbq sticks using a machete and managed to chop some of my thumb off sideways and didn't realise it until I started washing the dishes and realised I couldn't hold the plates like I normally could.. turns out I had what is called a phantom thumb where you still feel it's there, but it's not

Another one is when I was at College, I went to the loo for a wee, came back to the computer room, sat down and realised I wasn't logged in the PC... then I realised all the people around me were different people than the usual people I know in my usual classes.. so I walked out very calmly and hoped no one noticed.. the tutor was looking at me though, don't know what he was thinking...

 

[WillyNelson]

Turning up this morning for an interview that's actually on Monday.

I don't think I'll be getting the job.

 

[lemonkettaz]

I once went to the toilet, although the toilet was imaginary.

When I say once I meant 3 times

 

[SourChipmunk]

Here's a good thread to add this to:

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18167365

 

[Cosimo]

I once fell off a pedalo.

 

[Bes]

I once posted a sports- related topic in Motors.

Oh the shame.

 

[Curio]

I had just got my first ever car (red Nova 1.4 ) and was desperately trying to impress a girl I had the hots for at work. I was all "heyyyyy, would you like a ride home in my new car?" and she accepted. We got in, I had a tape in the deck (with suggestive songs) all ready to go. I was, quite possibly, the coolest cat in the universe at that moment. So I backed out of the drive.....and straight into a brick wall I had totally failed to notice.

I can still hear her say under her breath "oh....my.....god"

Damaged my brand new car, destroyed my pride, never got the girl, never even accepted a ride home again. That was about 16 years ago and it still stings. I've had a few fails down the years but that's the biggest.

 

[4T5]

My Biggest fail to date is not smashing celebrity pasty. +

I had a good run but at 45 I had to retire.

 

[D.Roberts]

I once accidentally the whole bottle.

you accidentally got a coke bottle stuck in your bum the whole thing.......

 

[Edrof]

I once said to my mate: "I wonder what it's like to ejaculate in space" in an RE class only to notice that THE ENTIRE CLASS had heard me. Including the teacher...