Personal/Odd Question

[Lysander]

Slight OCD maybe? I'm not going into details on my habits as I'm a girl and everyone knows girls don't poo.

You do, it just comes out your mouth instead.

 

[cm1179]

Slight OCD maybe? I'm not going into details on my habits as I'm a girl and everyone knows girls don't poo.

eh? weren't you wound up about your un because you were a male?

 

[G-MAN2004]

You do, it just comes out your mouth instead.

LOL, so true.

 

[BloomerzUK]

I am a bit OCD'ish.... I dunno..

 

[Zefan]

eh? weren't you wound up about your un because you were a male?

That's a different MinxXxxxXxXXXyyyYyy.

 

[Minxy]

eh? weren't you wound up about your un because you were a male?

Zefan is right. MinxYyYyYy is a guy. I'm the original Minx and most definitely female.

 

[RetiredGreyFox]

I always use Wet Wipes for such problems.

 

[Zefan]

I'm the original Minx

Ooooooh yeaaaaaaah.

 

[Morba]

Zefan is right. MinxYyYyYy is a gay.

Aww thats not nice

I'm the original Minx and most definitely female.

thats nice!

 

[Tetsujin]

You got issues son! Howard Hughes in the making

 

[stulid]

Having a good poo is great and I always feel better after, maybe thats why people seem to mention how good a Colonic irrigation feels.

 

[Raumarik]

The question is; are you a "back to front" or "front to back" kind of person!

On a guy back to front is more hygenic and frankly stops you smearing it up your back if you've had a drink Obviously not that clever for the ladies though..

 

[mrk]

On a related note, does anyone else find that when you do a poo that feels like it's made a terrible mess, you often find it's a phantom? Left no trace whatsoever, anywhere.

I don't know, my toilet seat doesn't have a mirror on the underside like yours. Interesting idea though, I could crack jokes at myself on poosdays.

 

[Cupra]

I don't get that at all - always feel brilliant after a nice number two.

this, but i do love baby wipes

 

[PardonTheWait]

I don't know, my toilet seat doesn't have a mirror on the underside like yours. Interesting idea though, I could crack jokes at myself on poosdays.

You know what I mean. You have a little wipe, nothing there. Perplexed, you turn around to have a look at the bowl. Nothing there, either.

Did this really happen? Surely you didn't imagine doing a poo? Of course you didn't. But regardless, sometimes they slip away without leaving a trace. Phantom poos. It's been documented! It happens!

 

[loltim]

You do, it just comes out your mouth instead.

ahahahaha.

 

[Amp34]

You know what I mean. You have a little wipe, nothing there. Perplexed, you turn around to have a look at the bowl. Nothing there, either.

Did this really happen? Surely you didn't imagine doing a poo? Of course you didn't. But regardless, sometimes they slip away without leaving a trace. Phantom poos. It's been documented! It happens!

They always feel like you just released a bus from your orifice as well. They're one of those ones that you think you're going to have issues flushing, but just don't seem to exist.

 

[Skidder]

now I understand why the bird in the OP's sig has a gas mask on

 

[BloomerzUK]

now I understand why the bird in the OP's sig has a gas mask on

Well observed