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[Diddums]

Nope, it's the one where you turn up and play drums with Miles Davis

You probably aren't aware of the full Tony Williams experience, best 5 minutes I've ever had in the back of a van.

 

[drakulton]

How do you accidentally do some research on a local massage parlour. Is that like accidentally falling over in the shower onto a lightbulb?

 

[Mr Badger]

How do you accidentally do some research on a local massage parlour. Is that like accidentally falling over in the shower onto a lubed up lightbulb?

^FTFY

 

[Diddums]

How do you accidentally do some research on a local massage parlour. Is that like accidentally falling over in the shower onto a lightbulb?

It's the bloke's version of accidentally falling on a wang and getting pregnant.

 

[200sols]

is this legal in the uk?

I know you're looking for a job but didn't think times were that hard.

 

[jeffk]

TBF, £50 is decent value for a regular massage. Maybe go in and keep your towel on?

 

[MattTheTall77]

Should suggest it for an ocuk meet up, £50 is probably cheaper than a round of drinks these days

 

[Diddums]

TBF, £50 is decent value for a regular massage. Maybe go in and keep your towel on?

Leaving value on the table tho

 

[dave28]

Are they legal ?

The UK law is totally stupid as usual, owning / running a brothel is illegal right ?

Well why is it that a famous brothel called Studio 95 sponsored the local football team and was a stones throw away from a Police station lol.

Why you ask, because its not a "brothel" its a "Gentlemen Club"

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

Is that where you get your AK47 out or am I getting my forumites confused?

Nope, it's the one where you turn up and play drums with Miles Davis

... says the person with '47' in his user name

 

[~Mike~]

Do you get Nectar points?

Clubcard, every little helps.

 

[Nitefly]

Those non-Clubcard prices though… £100 for half an hour

“You may take my life… but you’ll never take… MY DATA!!!!!”

*jumps in front of bus*

 

[drakulton]

^FTFY

He may accidentally like his lightbulbs to go in dry?

 

[SexyGreyFox]

ect

What is this sexual act?

 

[RxR]

What is this sexual act?

Extra caresstrial treatment?