Pet hates

People who wait for a parking space and end up making 5 other people wait behind them and don't even turn to say thank you.
 
When I'm at the checkout, putting my shopping in carrier bags, and I pick up a bag and try to open it and I can't. I hate that! I just can't do it but it doesn't stop me trying.
Usually I end up pulling a bag to pieces with savage glee. Then I ask the checkout person to do it for me.
 
At work (Café), it would be people who tell your their drink whilst I'm trying to say hello / how's it going. It shows they just don't want to converse with anyone from the unknown world, and as such should make themselves a coffee at home instead of coming to get one from me in the public domain! I can understand when people don't feel like talking, but many simply percieve those at work [in a general sense] as robots :p
Me:"Afternoon, how are-"
XX:"Latte."
Me:"...you"

Oh, and 'expresso' does not exist, it is Espresso!
 
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People who rip jokes off the TV
People who attempt an accent but completely fail at it
People who laugh at their own jokes WHILST telling it

:p
 
People with a massive inability to use basic English. "could have" for example *rage* seriously?

When people clap their mouth furiously while eating. "scousers" that says "yous".
 
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