Physics Joke

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Werner Heisenberg is pulled over by a traffic cop. The cop asks, "Do
you know how fast you were going?'"


















"No," Heisenberg replies. "But I know precisely where I am."





/Exits through fire exit
 
Ok, i'll take the chance of looking hugely ignorant, but I take it this refers to Heisenburg's Uncertainty Principal? I Wiki'd it, but I'm confronted by a page of maths I don't understand.

Now whilst I realise I have now totally killed the joke, can anyone explain?

Burnsy
 
burnsy2023 said:
Ok, i'll take the chance of looking hugely ignorant, but I take it this refers to Heisenburg's Uncertainty Principal? I Wiki'd it, but I'm confronted by a page of maths I don't understand.

Now whilst I realise I have now totally killed the joke, can anyone explain?

Burnsy

There are certain pairs of parameters which you can never know both of precisely, there's always a residual uncertainty. One of these pairs is position/momentum. (But you can know the mass, so its essentially position/velocity.)

And yes, its called the uncertainty principle.
 
Can I drop a chem one?

Little Johnny liked to swim
Little Johnyy is no more
For what Johnny thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.

*n
 
maths joke

whats the intergral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?
















log cabin + c






fire exit just isnt close enough for a joke like that
 
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His theory is flawed.
 
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Two atoms bump into each other. One says 'I think I lost an electron!' The other asks, 'Are you sure?', to which the first replies, 'I'm positive.'

A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, 'How much for a beer?' The bartender looks at him, and says 'For you, no charge.'
 
Moredhel said:
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Two atoms bump into each other. One says 'I think I lost an electron!' The other asks, 'Are you sure?', to which the first replies, 'I'm positive.'

A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, 'How much for a beer?' The bartender looks at him, and says 'For you, no charge.'



BWU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I LOVED THE LAST TWO! :D
 
Why won't Heisenbergs' operators live in the suburbs?
Because they don't commute.

Why do all the quantum states leave the party when a magnetic field comes on?
Because the energy levels decide to split.
 
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