Physics Joke

[Brizzles]

4 weasels each have an integer between 1 and 4

They meet a vole with the cosine value 0.844

After losing 1 weasel ( of variable integer ) , what is the sum of the group ?









I love physics, never did it

 

[Pigeon_Killer]

Q: What did the Nuclear Physicist have for lunch?

A: Fission Chips.

Any better?

 

[calnen]

Q. How do you know if you've got a high sperm count?

A. Your girlfriend has to chew before swallowing

...

Did you even read the title?

 

[Ricochet J]

Q. How do you know if you've got a high sperm count?

A. Your girlfriend has to chew before swallowing

You killed the thread. It wasn't sciencey

 

[Jotun]

Ever gone in to an exam without revising?

 

[Haircut]

A pure mathematican was eating dinner with his family and his son refused to eat his vegetables.
The father threatened him: "If you don't eat your vegetables, you won't get any ice cream!"
The son, not wanting to go without his ice cream, relectantly finished his vegetables.
After dinner the father sent his son to bed without any ice-cream anyway.

 

[benneh]

Q. How do you know if you've got a high sperm count?

A. Your girlfriend has to chew before swallowing

HAhahahahahahAHAhahahahaHAhaha Dude you rock

 

[SpeedFreak]

that is idiotic. The easiest possible "what is the hypotenus" question and you do that. Never heard of the 3 4 5 triangle? What age are you

 

[Psyk]

that is idiotic. The easiest possible "what is the hypotenus" question and you do that. Never heard of the 3 4 5 triangle? What age are you

lol I think it's a joke dude.

Unless your post was a joke too

 

[Brizzles]

that is idiotic. The easiest possible "what is the hypotenus" question and you do that. Never heard of the 3 4 5 triangle? What age are you

I'm 39, and find it hilarious.

Lighten up

 

[Docaroo]

"Geology Rocks"




/Exits through fire exit, again

Geologists make the bed rock

It's not rocket science, it's rock science!!

Let's rock and roll...

etc

 

[Inquisitor]

Two strings walk into a bar. The first one walks up to the bartender and says "Hey, I'll take a beer.j$#*Sdnd3SzݢÀù*LBò¤½JÎ}Qü7m¸vÞ"

Second string says, "Please excuse my friend, he isn't null-terminated."

 

[Burnsy2023]

Two strings walk into a bar. The first one walks up to the bartender and says "Hey, I'll take a beer.j$#*Sdnd3SzݢÀù*LBò¤½JÎ}Qü7m¸vÞ"

Second string says, "Please excuse my friend, he isn't null-terminated."

That made me smile.....

Burnsy

 

[SpeedFreak]

lol I think it's a joke dude.

Unless your post was a joke too

If it's a joke then I apologise, but if it's not then it's just dumb.

 

[Brum Man]

If it's a joke then I apologise, but if it's not then it's just dumb.

It's a joke, that's why it's been posted in a joke thread.

 

[ArmyofHarmony]

rofl,


speedfreak cracked me up more than any of the jokes here

 

[qwerty]

e^x goes to a party for maths functions but just sits in the corner looking bored and not talking to anyone all night. Eventually, x^2 goes up to e^x and says "Hey man, why don't you integrate?" e^x replies "It wouldn't make any difference"

 

[locutus12]

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Two atoms bump into each other. One says 'I think I lost an electron!' The other asks, 'Are you sure?', to which the first replies, 'I'm positive.'

A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, 'How much for a beer?' The bartender looks at him, and says 'For you, no charge.'

the best ones here and coincidentally the worst ones too...

 

[Pumpkinstew]

There are two electrons and the first asks the second 'Do you fancy a night out tonight?', and the second one starts bouncing around and shouting 'It'll be a brilliant night! We'll start at the pub for a quick few than head into town and go clubbing and dancing and pull some women and and and...'
The first one interrupts him:-
'Stop that. You'll excite yourself into a state.'

 

[Danger Phoenix]