Very goodcant get it out of my head now though.

After 9 years of living in London, I have finally been a victim of pick-pocketing.
It's a shame it was my uninsured iPhone, DAMN THOSE &*$%£!!?
Because dropped phones dont turn themselves off immediately and stay off
Findmyiphone only works when the phone is on(

Can't be bothered to multi quote but - it was on a bus from Clapham to Stockwell, and am completely annoyed that I had it stolen, I had only bought it in December to the tune of £500.
Unfortunately I don't have any old phones lying around, I always sell them.
The hardest thing is going to be taking a dump, I can't remember the last time I didn't have an i-poo![]()