Pigs in blankets in the back of my van?

[adam cool dude]

is it tony williams ?

My first thought too.

 

[Jonnybmac]

Tell him it's not christmas yet (only ever see pigs on blankets at xmas)

 

[Jean-F]

well the sender has a wife and kids, luckily it's not to any of my immediate family but I can see a friend getting hurt

I never saw it, but overheard people speaking about it's meaning

Could they have misheard?
Maybe it was “Fancy some digs in Reigate,
and reading of a man named Biggles?”

 

[Minusorange]

Bacon isn't very effective protection, unless she follows a religion that hates bacon

 

[Daftbrown]

Sausage - male bit
Bacon (flaps) - lady bit

Message suggests introduction of one to the other.

This is not any weed smoking jargon that I'm familiar with.

 

[NoobCannon]

Gd delivers again.

 

[ttaskmaster]

It's an activity usually featured as part of gang/fraternity initiation trials.
You have to abduct several police officers, encase them in something (like industrial cling film), and stuff them in the back of a Transit.

The giggles is the variable part - In fraternities it either means getting drunk and laughing at the cocooned cops, or it's just short for '****s and giggles'. Bit of Sloanie speak creeping into the Uni vernacular. You obviously go somewhere posh.

In gang initiation, 'giggles' means you're going to hotbox the Transit and flood it with a fatal quantity of nitrous oxide, so the police officers effectively die laughing. If you do end up killing them, then you're accepted and given your gang colours - Back in the 1980s this used to be popular among the gangs of London, Bishopswood, Sandness and Horton-cum-Studley, with colours as appropriate - London red & black, Bishopswood green, Sandness paisley and HcS usually use tweed.

Best of luck, blud!!

 

[AHarvey]

Does he mean pig under blanket? odd game but a possibility

 

[Semple]

Whoever it is, he sounds like a real romantic.

"...in the back of my van" he sounds like a right cheapskate too! OP, tell him to book a hotel room! (We're obviously assuming you were the intended recipient here)

 

[glenimp617]

nothing to do with me, I only wish I got those kind of texts....well, maybe not that exact one!

 

[wez130]

is it tony williams ?

That did not get the credit it deserved!

My first thoughts exactly too.

 

[Destination]

Let's just say it's from a man to a woman

It means his sausage, in her bacon, in the back of his van.
Its a base proposition.

 

[Skorpion]

I parked my car in Brighton for two hours and when i got back there was a note under the wiper asking if i wanted a chocolate brownie....

Is this similar to the OP ?

 

[mikedigitales]

is it tony williams ?

Yep came here hoping for the full experience...