Pimp my barge!

Stick on a cossie bumper and side skirts,
Bad-boy bow bonet,
delock and smooth the doors,
DTM cup mirrors,
Stealth rims, and
#SLAM IT TO THE GROUND BABY!!!111one#

Ok this one will do:
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lowered, fogs on the front, color coded whale-fin spoiler, color coded life buoys and green tints to the windows.
maximum respect
 
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We had it valued at around 19k. It's 70ft with 2 bathrooms has 2 fixed double beds.
I'm at work at the moment and don't no a lot more about it but my other half does as she did live on it for a while with her dad.

Let me know if you want to more.
Thanks..
 
DingleBerry said:
That she was! Untill I bought her and brought her to Lancaster.
:eek: I live in Lancaster heheh. Will have to keep a look out for Heron on the canal, I like havin a gander at the boats :)
 
If I had the skills I'd make that barge into a stretched Delorean and paint "Barge To The Future" on the side. Sadly I have no such skill... so please just use your imagination when you read this post.
 
Scuzi said:
Paint it a nice shade of pink and put a nice pink sail at the front to help you control the front end as well as add some nice aesthetic touches.


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You'll be the most popular guy down the marina.


LOL I was thinking the same thing but more along the lines of that pic from the random picture thread. :D
 
can I be the first pedant to say ;
Its not a barge its a bloody Narrowboat

I spend a lot of time running by the canal and narrowboat owners get very upset when you call them barges.
 
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Paint some bricks on it!

Seriously though I have no idea what would look good on a narrow boat (not a barge!!!!), you're probably best off leaving it green (or a nice dark glossy blue with lined white?).
 
Jumpingmedic said:
If I had the skills I'd make that barge into a stretched Delorean and paint "Barge To The Future" on the side. Sadly I have no such skill... so please just use your imagination when you read this post.


To be honest anything you come up with can't be worse than the ones already in this thread. :p
 
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