He's widely over rated thats why
Ireland - he plays for Citah but I cant hold even that against him
Damn straight, he's been mostly slated since getting to Real Madrid, still the majority of his goals are from penalties others have won for him. Watch any game this year and he contributes the least of the offensive players, Diarra is involved in more build up play and great moves with Ronaldo, Higuane, Benzema(ish, also a flop for his price but less so than Kaka) than Kaka is.
He frequently gives it away, constantly miscontrols it, poor shooting, poor passing and non existant defensive help, Ronaldo tracks back more and more effective than he does aswell as being infintately more useful going forwards. Kaka scored a penalty, and a tap in created by Ronaldo in their 6-2 win, IIRC Ronaldo got 4 assists, a goal and was pee'd off not to take the 2nd penalty which Alonso took(as he hasn't scored yet) and Alonso has also been rather useless at Real offering very little offensively and not fantastic defensively either.
In years I've seen 1-2 great performances, but then, theres almost no player in the world who doesn't have a good game or two a year and the odd rare excellent game, hell Vassell looked world class...... once or twice.
Ireland, Given I forgot about, both fantastic players, I actually love watching RIchards aswell, he's like Gerrard, slow acceleration but a BIG guy and when they are at top speed you wouldn't want to get in their way. Richards when fit really gets going up the wing looking very dangerous, also maybe with Vermaelen takes huge huge hits and just gets up like it was nothing.
I really want to HATE Essien, but I can't, his first couple months he was just a midfield enforcer doing horrible tackles and really making a bad name for himself, since then he's been in a more natural never stops running attacking type player which is good to see. Robbie Blake has bits of genius about him, great to watch when fit and on form.