Please Help

[qqg3]

Get some onions, it's time to start crying *****!

 

[Nix]

Lure it out with a chick-flick and some scented candles.

 

[Jono8]

no medical threads.

 

[norm]

Rinse your eye out with distilled water, if it doesn't come out after that I'd go to the doctors

How many people keep distilled water around?

 

[No1newts]

Just be careful mate my nan lost her eye after a green fly landed in her eye managed to get round the back and start gnawing away at the tissue.

Nice confidence booster

Personally I say tactical nuke right in the eye

 

[contracteur]

Get your eye washed out asap.

Insects like that carry countless nasty parasites, however by now they've no doubt burrowed beneath your cornea and into your eye.

 

[shoes]

As said before - eye bath. I use optrex from time to time, I can recommend it. Get it from any supermarket.

 

[scottmuir424]

what number did they get up to making the fly films can see a release getting made here lol

 

[Rameses]

This is what awaits you in the morning. Fly Man!

 

[PermaBanned]

As said before - eye bath. I use optrex from time to time, I can recommend it. Get it from any supermarket.

Vodka would work also.

 

[.Lethal]

Holy **** I saw something like this years ago.

 

[darubio]

try putting some VICKS on it

 

[Mat]

I would. Of rolled.up

On an iPad are ya?!

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

"Hello NHS24? I have a problem that I need some advice on."

HAI GUYS FLY IN EYE LOLZ WILL I GO BLIND???! PLEASE HALP!

Does anyone else catch themselves shaking their head in disbelief every now and again?

 

[Schizo]

karcher for the win

cleans anything.

 

[MrMoonX]

I was going to help, but then I noticed your username.

this

 

[Snograt]

Remind me again why medical advice is banned on this forum?

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