Pls help

Housey · 16 Feb 2017 at 00:19

He suffers from happy ears, he only hears things he wants to hear and had an ethical bypass at birth.

mccarf · 16 Feb 2017 at 02:11

Can anyone actually find any results from his races? I could only find this results table from UK time attack but he's not on it at all.

http://www.timeattack.co.uk/championship-points-table/

When I was at Trax a few years ago I remember his car in the paddock but I never saw it on the track. I don't see why anyone would aim for the world when they haven't conquered their own country.

Rainagul · 16 Feb 2017 at 02:15

mccarf said:
Can anyone actually find any results from his races? I could only find this results table from UK time attack but he's not on it at all.

http://www.timeattack.co.uk/championship-points-table/

When I was at Trax a few years ago I remember his car in the paddock but I never saw it on the track. I don't see why anyone would aim for the world when they haven't conquered their own country.

I don't know about results, but last time i saw him he had a big crash at brands.

Deus Ex · 16 Feb 2017 at 04:07

£152, somehow dont see him making his target.

adolf hamster · 16 Feb 2017 at 07:07

Wow, this nutters still going?

Also what the hell does he mean by spares? Sure 90% of his car must be made of duct tape and hope by now, and thats not expensive to replace

Flack88 · 16 Feb 2017 at 18:01

Stormster said:
I was meaning post this up as seen this project mantis nonsense popping up on facebook, pretty ridiculous really

Erm....I have no words. May want to give Boeing a call with that design.

adolf hamster · 16 Feb 2017 at 18:32

Flack88 said:
Erm....I have no words. May want to give Boeing a call with that design.

failing that they want their new personal business jet concept mock up back

Maundie · 16 Feb 2017 at 20:10

Guy is a liability, how he hasn't killed himself or someone else by now is beyond me and then he has the neck to ask other people to fund his holiday.

TS7 · 16 Feb 2017 at 21:56

How come everyone seems to know this guy aside from me?

Anyone care to fill in what he's done and why he owes people money etc

adolf hamster · 17 Feb 2017 at 00:18

TS7 said:
How come everyone seems to know this guy aside from me?

Anyone care to fill in what he's done and why he owes people money etc

Search the internet for turbotoaster, enjoy a voyage of discovery as a play unfolds before you, dont expect shakespear mind

TrackScotland · 17 Feb 2017 at 01:34

mccarf said:
Can anyone actually find any results from his races? I could only find this results table from UK time attack but he's not on it at all.

http://www.timeattack.co.uk/championship-points-table/

When I was at Trax a few years ago I remember his car in the paddock but I never saw it on the track. I don't see why anyone would aim for the world when they haven't conquered their own country.

Thats part of the issue.... the car has NOT competed before. He hasnt competed before. He had that short morning at a TA round (Brands Indy) a couple of years ago that ended badly very early in the day. Thats it.

Akagi · 17 Feb 2017 at 01:50

I hope my comment wasn't too harsh.

If he hits his target I'm putting up a begging donation page so I can concourse restore my E30.

Since it is legitimately a dream I've had for a number of years. Any takers?

Boycey0211 · 17 Feb 2017 at 01:59

Acme said:
I hope my comment wasn't too harsh.

If he hits his target I'm putting up a begging donation page so I can concourse restore my E30.

Since it is legitimately a dream I've had for a number of years. Any takers?

It's 100% true though, you can't say it on OCUK but it needed saying. I'm also 100% certain he will ignore any comments.

mccarf · 17 Feb 2017 at 06:54

TrackScotland said:
Thats part of the issue.... the car has NOT competed before. He hasnt competed before. He had that short morning at a TA round (Brands Indy) a couple of years ago that ended badly very early in the day. Thats it.

In that case he's completely mental.

skaif · 17 Feb 2017 at 07:34

Wow it's officially a charity case.

Sad times

adolf hamster · 17 Feb 2017 at 11:30

Acme said:
I hope my comment wasn't too harsh.

If he hits his target I'm putting up a begging donation page so I can concourse restore my E30.

Since it is legitimately a dream I've had for a number of years. Any takers?

You should do it anyway, probably get a lot of people giving you money just to see it get completed before toaster

Akagi · 17 Feb 2017 at 11:30

Nah, I have some sense of shame.

But if you could all Paypal £1000 to [email protected] it would be gladly received.

adolf hamster · 17 Feb 2017 at 11:37

Acme said:
Nah, I have some sense of shame.

But if you could all Paypal £1000 to [email protected] it would be gladly received.

Just say your doing it ironically and you'll be fine

Akagi · 17 Feb 2017 at 11:42

I do everything ironically. *adjusts hipster glasses*

Glanza · 17 Feb 2017 at 11:44

The world we live in now, with kickstarter and funding pages. Please fund me to go on holiday etc.