Plumbers, how do they work?

What sort of bag are you using? How do you aim? I guess if it is a big black disposable if might make the job easier.

But yes, did you speak to your agency/landlord? They may have the number to a cheap plumber.

Where has your friend and housemate being going for their dumps? My lord, I have a friend that goes like 5 times a day. The bags (he shops at Aldi) would start to cost him a fair whack! 6p a bag unless you want the extra thin ones. A torpedo turd would probably go straight through them.
 
100mm soil vent pipe > mans anus, once its round that trap there's no stopping it unless there are other underlying drainage issues such as root damage / physical block, neither of which you could pin on 1 person. Call your landlord and stop ******* in bags for gods sake.
 
ring a plumber and ask them wha payment method they accept? then give his name.

Or stop being polite about it and tell him to get it sorted, or better yet stand over him and make him.

But come on, in a bag? really.
 
Definitely boxing stance.

Talk to the guy, failing that, talk to the landlord.
To be honest, I'd have talked to the landlord anyway, if the bogs blocking somethings not right. Maintenance issue, ie. not your problem.
 
I'd like to know what you think he's been doing to block a bog that badly you've spent a week CRAPPING IN PLASTIC BAGS!!!!?
 
The only thing to make this better is that you tell us you don't have to leave the bedroom to crap in the bag. At least you don't need a tv :D

Dunno about you but when I know I can use a toilet I always seem like I need to drop one anyway.
 
So you want to call a plumber but not pay him, you want the plumber to chase up the money with your friend who is not willing to pay ?

Good luck, you'll be as much as a ****ing nob as him if you ring a plumber only to waste his time..
 
so I've been ******** in a plastic bag and having to bin it...

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Cannot believe I watched this as I was eating my lunch. Nothing quite like a turd floating in a bowl to put you off your sarnie :(

:D

same! why didnt i think...

love the thread btw :cool:

think OP needs to realise that being 'cool' or 'chilled' about crapping in a plastic bag because this dead beat has blocked the toilet is pretty much as rock bottom as it comes.

hate to say it but you've pretty much become his b**** :o
 
This can't be reality I'm reading? crapping in a bag for a week and tiptoeing around your scummy house mate! Just get your hand down the bend and PUSH the blockage away. Thoroughly wash hands and proceed with life. Beat house mate if you want after.

Unbelievable.
 
This can't be reality I'm reading? crapping in a bag for a week and tiptoeing around your scummy house mate! Just get your hand down the bend and PUSH the blockage away. Thoroughly wash hands and proceed with life. Beat house mate if you want after.

Unbelievable.

must also agree, also mad to think that a plumber is going to come to your call when your going to have to tell him your mate is going to pay but nobody really knows if he will pay.

Crapping in a bag that takes some admitting
 
What a crap housemate. You shouldn't put up with **** like this!

But seriously, get it fixed, your money, throw him out. You are being a grade-A loser here, even the homeless don't crap in bags.
 
SERIOUSLY???? - you crapping in a bag rather than sorting out the toilet!

Get a couple of black bags and stick your arm in. Shove your arm down the bog and clear it. Get it sorted, crapping in a bag is just WRONG!

Man up.
 
This is some funny **** :D

I'm now eagerly awaiting for part 2 of this story now, I can just imagine it....

My flat mate has been storing his **** under my mattress, how can i get him evicted
 
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