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Today on the dirve to work I could have sworn someone threw a ball or something at my car, then shortly after I saw somethig dribble and lodge itself on the corner of the top windshield...no way a bird could **** something that fast and hard I though to myself so when I parked up at work I got out and saw the biggest, baddest **** I have ever seen, it was tennis ball sized and planted smack on the roof, it obviously splattered a bit onto the windshield corner but just wow....

Just HOW such a large **** came out of 1 gul is a mystery :S

Pic when I get home... Now cleaned off though :)
 
You'd be suprised what kind of crap falls out of the skies these days :D at least it wasn't the bird itself eh.
 
i wonder what i will do when one gets me on a bike... anyway my worst experience of riding will be when a chav spat at me from their car going in the opposite direction. :mad: :mad:
 
I had a pratt in a white van hit my door mirror with an egg recently. A few inches higher and I'd have probably been hit in the face. Taking into account our closing speed (around 60mph), I'm guessing that it might have hurt more than a little.
 
Mr_Sukebe said:
I had a pratt in a white van hit my door mirror with an egg recently. A few inches higher and I'd have probably been hit in the face. Taking into account our closing speed (around 60mph), I'm guessing that it might have hurt more than a little.
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It would have stung a bit. Why did he throw an Egg at you? :confused:
 
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Seriously why does this thread exists? It rivals some of the rubbish in GD it really does.

So a bird ****'ed on your car. Is it that hard for you to deal with that you have to inform the internet, and then show is pictures? We know what bird crap looks like.

What next? HELP I JUST GOT OUT OF BED, WHAT SHOULD I DO NEXT? :p
 
[TW]Fox said:
Seriously why does this thread exists? It rivals some of the rubbish in GD it really does.

So a bird ****'ed on your car. Is it that hard for you to deal with that you have to inform the internet, and then show is pictures? We know what bird crap looks like.

What next? HELP I JUST GOT OUT OF BED, WHAT SHOULD I DO NEXT? :p
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*Generic reply to a Fox Post*

Btw you need to star out every letter of your sweary not just the main part ;) don't want a don to see it now!
 
I ran into some flies today, they made smudge marks on my windscreen. I had to use my windscreen washers to get them off.
 
[TW]Fox said:
Seriously why does this thread exists? It rivals some of the rubbish in GD it really does.

So a bird ****'ed on your car. Is it that hard for you to deal with that you have to inform the internet, and then show is pictures? We know what bird crap looks like.

What next? HELP I JUST GOT OUT OF BED, WHAT SHOULD I DO NEXT? :p
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Just a bit of fun, makes a change from the usual first car or speeding fine threads.
 
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