Pooing at work.

peterattheboro · 23 Apr 2008 at 13:15

It's brilliant!

I'd rather poo at work and get payed for it than wait till I get home.

Anyone else enjoy this event during work hours?

Welshy · 23 Apr 2008 at 13:16

You could have written a more elegant title for your thread...

Snakedoctor · 23 Apr 2008 at 13:16

One always tries to ensure one's movement coincides with work hours.

Pandion · 23 Apr 2008 at 13:16

Your'e Wierd :confused:

HeX · 23 Apr 2008 at 13:18

Poo breaks are one of lifes little luxuries.

voodooflux · 23 Apr 2008 at 13:19

On my current hourly rate a good *visit* can earn me almost a tenner. I almost want the cubicle door to announce "cherching!" as I open it.

tres · 23 Apr 2008 at 13:19

see, i can't do it
there's 15 in the big, 2 story office building, and only 2 toilets, next to each other.

outside the toilets is the staff foyer area with pigeon holes and the stairs up to the owners office.
i hate wasting time, dropping the kids off then opening the door to find a dozen people milling around, everyone looking at me, then turning away in fragrant disgust.

Bengaboy · 23 Apr 2008 at 13:20

voodooflux said:
On my current hourly rate a good *visit* can earn me almost a tenner. I almost want the cubicle door to play "cherching!" as I open it.

Would take me 2 hours to get that!

A nice poo takes a good hour or so, so I could get a fiver

MoNkeE · 23 Apr 2008 at 13:20

Pandion said:
Your'e

For when you're sure there's meant to be an apostraphe in there, but just can't quite remember...

voodooflux · 23 Apr 2008 at 13:21

Bengaboy said:
Would take me 2 hours to get that!

Get some more fibre in your diet

peterattheboro · 23 Apr 2008 at 13:21

Welshy said:
You could have written a more elegant title for your thread...

Nahhh...

Straight to the point!

p4radox · 23 Apr 2008 at 13:21

Pandion said:
Your'e Wierd

You're weird?

Goberpiles316 · 23 Apr 2008 at 13:21

I poo in my own time, wouldnt want this boards anti Council workers police to jump on my back and tell me how much tax payers money is wasted on me having a poo at work.

Van Hellseek · 23 Apr 2008 at 13:22

I'd rather do it in the comfort of my own bathroom.

Even if it means not being paid for the privilege.

L0rdMike · 23 Apr 2008 at 13:22

You spend upto an hour? :\

Pandion · 23 Apr 2008 at 13:22

p4radox said:
You're weird?

I know

Spektor · 23 Apr 2008 at 13:22

I would be scared of what type of poo it would be, if it was one of those that rest on the sloppier end of the spectrum, where no amount of wiping helps, then both I and the back of my underpants would be devastated.

theNude · 23 Apr 2008 at 13:23

ewww god no, using a public toilet is wrong!

James07 · 23 Apr 2008 at 13:24

They are the best

Time to sit and relax and no one can say anything, i just darent get up if i can hear anyone else in the toilets...

Bengaboy · 23 Apr 2008 at 13:25

voodooflux said:
Get some more fibre in your diet

I meant it would mean a 2 hour poo, to get a tenner!!