Two pairs of Bernard Matthews turkey thighs (possibly three pairs, if I could see the legs of the chick behind him), a pair of "I've just ****** myself" jeans, a remote control, a bottle of vodka, and a cheap holiday flat in the Costa Del Chav.
lordmike, I appreciate that it's just a fun shot, but that photo isn't doing you any favours.
Two pairs of Bernard Matthews turkey thighs (possibly three pairs, if I could see the legs of the chick behind him), a pair of "I've just ****** myself" jeans, a remote control, a bottle of vodka, and a cheap holiday flat in the Costa Del Chav.
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