Post in here if you're a Red Dwarf fan

Holly: Look, I'm trying to navigate at faster than the speed of light, which means that before you see something, you've already passed through it. Even with an IQ of 6000, it's still brown-trousers time.

6? Do me a lemon! That's a poor IQ for a glass of water!

In the 3 million years we have been away, it is my fond hope that mankind has abolished war, cured all disease, and got rid of those little western saloon doors you get in trendy clothes shops.
 
Lister: Holly, we need your advice, mate. We've been cornered by a T-Rex that was formerly a sparrow, and the only thing that can turn it back into Woody Woodpecker is in its stomach. What's your take on the situation?
Holly: What do you want? The long or the short version?
Lister: Long.
Holly: You're finished.
[pause]
The Cat: What's the short version?
Holly: Bye.

:D
 
Here you go, this will get you in the mood- Red Dwarf quiz.

I got 49/50(obviously the question I got wrong was about Back To Earth....the name of the hologram woman:rolleyes:). Some of the questions I had to think about actually.

I was doing it thinking "there is no way I am not getting 50 on this", until they started asking about Back To Earth:p
 
Last edited:
So looking forward to tonight, kind of like Dr Who, even if the episode is awful, its still better than most TV shows

Queeg has got to be my all time favorite though, the old ones were the best, I preferred the "lads stuck in space having a laugh" to the more Sci-fi'y ones later
 
I guessed Svetlana.

I also probably wouldn't have got the slogan on Rimmer's T-shirt from Polymorph if it hadn't been multiple choice. As soon as I saw it though, it came back to me
 
Last edited:
Back
Top Bottom