Post-pub joke

Soldato
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A girl is in labour shouting, "It hurts! Get this thing out of me! Where are the drugs?!!" She turns to her boyfriend and says "You did this to me!!" He turns to her casually and says "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your **** but you said **** off it'll be too painful!"

*Takes a bow*
 
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Should've done as directed.

Enjoy your holiday. Next time you have a couple of shandies stay off the forums :)
 
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