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An Alaskan woodpecker and a Texas woodpecker were in Alaska arguing about which state had the toughest trees to peck. The Alaskan woodpecker said that they had a tree that no woodpecker can peck. The Texas woodpecker challenged him and was able to peck a hole in the tree with no problem. The Alaskan woodpecker was in awe. The Texas woodpecker challenged the Alaskan woodpecker to peck a tree in Texas that no woodpecker had been able to peck successfully. The Alaskan woodpecker expressed much confidence that he could do it. After flying to Texas and successfully pecking the tree in Texas, the two woodpeckers couldn't figure out why the Texas woodpecker was able to peck the Alaskan tree and the Alaskan woodpecker was able to peck the Texan tree when neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state. After thinking for some time they both came to the same conclusion: Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home...
This isnt a youtube thread. This is a humour thread so a joke, a story, a website, a photo, a video. Whatever you think is funny
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I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked...
Not sure what scared him more; my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived.
Not sure what scared him more; my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived.
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Superman is bored as he flies above the streets of Metropolis on a sunny summers day. Just then he notices Wonder Woman on top of a sky scraper totally naked and sunbathing. He knows that with his super speed he can fly down, smash that pasty and fly out before Wonder Woman knows what hit her. So he does this. Wonder Woman jumps up alarmed and exclaims:
'What the hell was that?', and the Invisible man replies;
'I don't know but my ass is killing me!'.
'What the hell was that?', and the Invisible man replies;
'I don't know but my ass is killing me!'.
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LOL Brilliant!
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That was appalling. Just when I think Trump has hit the bottom of the barrel, he somehow finds a way to get below the barrel. He's a sociopath.
I think he should stand down and become a stand up comedian. He's hilarious
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I did like the tax release from 1995, where he wrote off 931 million as a loss, which he has now for 20 years offset against his taxes which are profits.
Amusing, thus why he won't release tax returns, he can't as they all claim he paid none.
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