Post something funny 2016 thread

Some of those are quite amusing, and well done.

-edit on a different more comical note, it is against forum rules for avoiding swearing to use Jeremy Hunt as a modern day rhyming slang term?
 
Sliver said:
Superman is bored as he flies above the streets of Metropolis on a sunny summers day. Just then he notices Wonder Woman on top of a sky scraper totally naked and sunbathing. He knows that with his super speed he can fly down, smash that pasty and fly out before Wonder Woman knows what hit her. So he does this. Wonder Woman jumps up alarmed and exclaims:

'What the hell was that?', and the Invisible man replies;

'I don't know but my ass is killing me!'.
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That's rape and he should face trial!!!!!!!zzzz
 
An English person travels to Australia. They spend most of the flight stressing themself out thinking of the hordes of giant deadly poisonous spiders in Australia. It's full of them, everyone knows that!

By the time they get to Australia, they've worked themselves into a bit of a state and rush into the nearest airport bar for a stiff drink. But wait! They're in Australia now, land of the deadly poisonous spiders (and scorpions and snakes and everything else). They'd better look under the chair before they sit on it! And the table!

An Australian in the bar has seen this before and comes over to tell the English person not to worry, there aren't any poisonous spiders in this area of Australia. Other parts of Australia, yes, but not around here. Australia's a big place and local environmental conditions and ecosystems can vary a lot.

The English person is reassured by the Australian's assurance that there aren't any deadly poisonous spiders anywhere nearby...

...and the Australian says in a thoughtful tone of voice: "I reckon the deadly poisonous snakes ate them all".
 
One day, hear knock on door.

Man ask "Who is?"

"Is potato man, I come around to give free potato"

Man is very excite and opens door.

Is not potato man, is secret police.

:(
 
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