Post your cracker jokes!

Reaper 392 · 25 Dec 2011 at 17:24

what do you call a group of chess enthusiasts discussing their recent games in a hotel?

♬chess nuts boasting in an open foyer♬

mrk · 25 Dec 2011 at 17:25

Post your cracker jokes!

So this white guy and black guy walk into a bar....

Blackhawk47 · 25 Dec 2011 at 18:39

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

XPE · 25 Dec 2011 at 18:46

What do you give to a man who has everything?

Antibiotics

SuperTronNarwhal · 25 Dec 2011 at 20:21

How do you keep cool in a football match?

Stand next to a fan

Shayper · 25 Dec 2011 at 21:33

What do vampires like on their Christmas dinner?

Grave-y.

I'm not sure, but I think that has to be the most cringeworthy joke I have ever heard.

Even worse than mine, and that takes some beating!

ic1male · 25 Dec 2011 at 23:19

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

kbc · 25 Dec 2011 at 23:51

What do vampires eat for breakfast?

Ready Neck

ic1male · 25 Dec 2011 at 23:52

LMAO, kbc. That was the first one I burst out loud laughing.

icysniper · 26 Dec 2011 at 00:23

who swings from christmas cake to christmas cake??

Tarzipan!

Freeman · 26 Dec 2011 at 11:35

Why did the bakers hands smell?

Because he was kneading a poo.