Postman Folding Letters

Yeah despite the whole war thing and Hitler the Germans are quite nice people.

Tell me about it, although by the law of averages, there must be some disagreeable ones.
When my elder son had been seeing his German girlfriend for almost a year, I had a phone call from his mother, my ex wife.
“Did you know that X is thinking of marrying that German girl?”
“No, but so what?”
“Are you happy with it?”
I said, “We are talking about the slim blonde kid, loves horses, and never stops smiling?”
She said, “Yes, but what’s that got to do with it?”
I said, “Do you recall that skank from Dulwich, that he was seeing a while back?”
“Yes.”
I said, “Then put your hands together, and thank the good Lord that he got my good looks, and your common sense.”
 
Yes they do. What irks me more though is the times they deliver, yesterday the post was pushed through just before 19:00. Whatever happened to post being delivered in the morning?

Write to your MP. This is happening because of the privatisation of RM and how it is now run as a profit oriented business instead of as a service.
 
My postman used to do that when he delivery letter post. All I had to do was explain to him that I am the top revenue earner in my company and showed him my Gucci belt. He's not done it since.
 
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