Potential Friday Funny?

BennyC

BennyC

BennyC

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The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,

"Hello."

"Mrs. Sanders, please."

"Speaking"

"Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Farnham Hospital.. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband.

Frankly, either way the results are not too good."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."

"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.

"Normally we can, but the NHS will only pay for these expensive tests once."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The NHS Help-desk recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
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Got a few chuckles around our office :)
 
what a shocking disregard for data protection.

If the member of staff had done the NHS information governance training she would know that you cant give out the results of another "mr sanders" and as well as that she wouldnt even be able to give the test results to the correct mr sanders wife!


:p
 
Every night I crush a pill for my gran and put it in her food. She doesn't like taking tablets bless her and it feels a bit sneaky, but I'd never forgive myself if I got her pregnant.
 
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