Practical jokes

Fraggr · 14 May 2007 at 17:22

Tomorrow is the school prom, and the final day of school for some people, and me and a friend want it to be a memorable day for those people.

So, I thought I'd ask the collective genius that is OcUK. Any ideas for practical jokes? They can be as evil as you want*.

*we also have some imagination, and so will change them to however evil we deem appropriate.

gumbald · 14 May 2007 at 17:28

Find someone who relies on their phone for times, change the time.

Change someone's ringtone to something bad and loud, ring them at appropriate time.

Dogoid · 14 May 2007 at 17:32

false bomb threat

anonymous call to police claiming there is a shooter on site and 5 are dead, then let off multiple smoke bombs for effect, then call fire brigade claiming school fire, then ask the d.j to play raining blood by slayer.

spike the punch with l.s.d

cleanbluesky · 14 May 2007 at 17:32

Fake suicide bombing where the practical joke is that you actually blow yourself up

iCraig · 14 May 2007 at 17:33

Dogoid said:
false bomb threat

anonymous call to police claiming there is a shooter on site and 5 are dead, then let off multiple smoke bombs for effect, then call fire brigade claiming school fire, then ask the d.j to play raining blood by slayer.

spike the punch with l.s.d

I.e. an average day for a school in Manchester.

banja · 14 May 2007 at 17:34

Shoot the place up.

Use blanks though.

nb - this might lead to a lengthy jail term.

Slinky1989 · 14 May 2007 at 17:35

Marbles - lots and lots of marbles.

Copious amounts of marbles.

I think you can see where that will lead too.....final dance.....

iCraig · 14 May 2007 at 17:37

justinwilkin said:
Marbles - lots and lots of marbles.

Copious amounts of marbles.

I think you can see where that will lead too.....final dance.....

I think you're crazy. You've totally lost your.. err.. what's that saying. You've lost your mar... oh never mind.

touch · 14 May 2007 at 17:40

eggs...flour.....
tried and tested method
Sorted.

MookJong · 14 May 2007 at 17:48

You and a few mates, a can of silly string in each hand.

On GO you run into the hall shouting "Whoooohohoooohooo!" spraying everything and everyone in your path.

It's importatnt to just do one lap then back out of the hall for the best effect.

Mr.Clark · 14 May 2007 at 17:50

Release 3 pigs into different entrances around the school. Paint on their backs the numbers "1", "2" and "4"

Watch people catch them, compare notes and spend hours looking for Pig #3...

Kristoph · 14 May 2007 at 17:50

Stink bombs? Guaranteed to clear out a confined space in no time.

Gaygle · 14 May 2007 at 17:50

Meh at the practical jokes above!

Be original! Set off the fire alarm for once!!

lookitsjonno · 14 May 2007 at 17:50

a mission to get kickme stickers on every teachers back.

Kristoph · 14 May 2007 at 17:51

Stink bombs? Guaranteed to clear out a confined space in no time.

http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/p-jokes/toilet/stink-bombs.html

Trust me, back in the school days we'd cause stampedes of students when classes were changing over and the corridors were packed. The smell of these spread faster than you can run!! :eek:

pok125 · 14 May 2007 at 17:52

We had a blow up sex doll on our last day, dressed her up in uniform (even tho my school didnt have one) and took her allong to assembly and sat her down as a normal student, was funny seeing reactions as we all pretended it was normal.

danza · 14 May 2007 at 17:54

Bucket of pig's blood hanging from the rafters...

cleanbluesky · 14 May 2007 at 17:57

Run in with guns, mumbling how there were a hundred billion opportunities to avoid this day

Slinky1989 · 14 May 2007 at 17:57

danza said:
Bucket of pig's blood hanging from the rafters...

NOOOOOO NOT THAT

Azagoth · 14 May 2007 at 17:57

Go around taking a screen capture of all the computers, making sure the cursor isn't in view first, and then apply the newly taken shots as the desktop wallpaper.