Pro Gamer Drugs?

afraser2k · 16 Jan 2008 at 12:38

http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=90782

German outfit Tomarni has developed a new drug designed to make you better at gaming.

Surely you just have to laugh at this?

Tefal · 16 Jan 2008 at 12:38

lol is it caffeine sugar and Ritalin?

afraser2k · 16 Jan 2008 at 12:41

Overview of all ingredients:

1. L-glutamine 100,00 mg
2. L-tyrosine 100,00 mg
3. Betaine 50,00 mg
4. Vitamin C 75,00 mg
5. Vitamin E 10,00 mg
6. Niacin amide 18,00 mg
7. Selenium 30,00 µg
8. Calcium pantothenate 6,00 mg
9. Vitamin B6 2,00 mg
10. Vitamin B2 1,60 mg
11. Vitamin B1 1,40 mg
12. Vitamin B12 1,00 µg
13. Folic acid 200,00 µg
14. Biotin 150,00 µg
15. Caffeine 5,00 mg
16. Soy lecithin 250,00 mg

Full ingredients list approved of by German law.

ALLI · 16 Jan 2008 at 12:43

What's wrong with a big bag of 'phet?

Zefan · 16 Jan 2008 at 12:43

Article said:
And, if you don't like it, you can always claim your 110 per cent money back guarantee.

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mohawk · 16 Jan 2008 at 13:12

If our customers are not satisfied with FpsBrain, they will receive 100% of the retail price including a small 10%-gift with the first 60 days. This applies even if the entire content of the box has been consumed

open to exploit?

aeT · 16 Jan 2008 at 13:26

Buying and returning. 10% for me.

Tefal · 16 Jan 2008 at 13:34

ocuk gonna bankrupt them?

htraffic · 16 Jan 2008 at 13:36

so its basically full of chemicals that make u metabolise energy quicker, the same as diet pills then

Antar Bolaeisk · 16 Jan 2008 at 13:48

I'm waiting for the FPS plasmid.

rubberduck · 16 Jan 2008 at 13:48

Looks to me like an 'energy drink' in pill form.... This is far from being a drug by my definition.

geeza · 16 Jan 2008 at 13:52

htraffic said:
so its basically full of chemicals that make u metabolise energy quicker, the same as diet pills then

Or what ALLI said

aeT · 16 Jan 2008 at 13:55

Antar Boaleisk said:
I'm waiting for the FPS plasmid.

Oh hi, i'm a future splicer!

skullman · 16 Jan 2008 at 14:06

Oh dear God...This is just wrong.

.Lethal · 16 Jan 2008 at 14:08

mohawk said:
If our customers are not satisfied with FpsBrain, they will receive 100% of the retail price including a small 10%-gift with the first 60 days. This applies even if the entire content of the box has been consumed

open to exploit?

They will declare themselfs broke on about thr 50th day and move on with the profits. 60 day process on refunds for a reason

steve258 · 16 Jan 2008 at 14:09

LOL LAN gaming competitions will require drug tests from now on!

htraffic · 16 Jan 2008 at 14:27

its much more fun to get drunk, and tired then go online to try and play games, ever tried questing on an mmorpg when everyone in ** group is drunk, hours of fun lol

Biohazard · 16 Jan 2008 at 14:29

A guy I know swears down that he plays better when high..

Hmm

badbob · 16 Jan 2008 at 14:30

What about speed? no never had the stuff. Would you be better at Wipeout/Sonic?

R.O.S.S.I · 16 Jan 2008 at 15:29

I've played CS better when i've been wired a few times. Craaaaaazzzzzzzy.