Probably an old one....

[Hamster]

A blonde with two burnt ears goes to the doctor, who asks what has happened.
"The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron."
"What about the other one?"
"They called back."

 

[malccy]

Made me smile - thanks.

 

[Aero]

nice i like it

 

[Gilly]

Probably an old one....

Yep

 

[gumbald]

Still good, like it.

 

[-|ScottFree|-]

Thats the Stevie Wonder joke turned on Blondes!!

 

[gumbald]

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife?

 

[Arjun806]

Lol

 

[Duke]

An irishman walks into a pizza shop and orders a large pepperoni pizza. The man behind the counter and asks him "Do you want it cutting into 6 or 12 pieces" to which the irishman replies "Oh, just 6, I couldn't eat 12".

 

[Droolinggimp]

No. Neither has he.

 

[gumbald]

At last

 

[Hamster]

I couldn't eat 12".

Should hope not!!

 

[Duke]

Should hope not!!

A dog is for life not just for Christmas, so be careful at the next office Christmas party.

 

[Snapper^]

haha

 

[gillywibble]

A man walks into a shop with custard in one ear and cream in the other.

The shopkeeper says 'Good Morning Sir, how can I help you?' to which he replies 'You'll have to speak up, i'm a trifle deaf'!