Problem!

[Skully]

www.mypartyfacebookemobebospace.com

Emo hater!

 

[Beansprout]

Emo hater!

Oh I only threw emo in to be trendy. I'm entirely serious that the OP should stick spam like this to 'social networking' sites such as myfacespacebookparty.com though since people on there would be able to relate and give advice whereas here he'll just get the mickey taken out of him.

 

[William]

I think you should attack her first, to make sure she doesn't get you!

Will u hav buttsekks with me lol? Its propper funny innit.

 

[Al Vallario]

Is it just me or does the spelling and grammar get progressively worse throughout that email?

Edit: Old Version

Now percentage-ified for your viewing pleasure. Bare in mind that this ignores grammatical and syntax-related errors, of which there are many:

av.

 

[LeperousDust]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8215/messageanalysis9wa.png

Technically speaking the data is all relative to the number of words in a sentence, but I really couldn't be bothered wasting any more time on that

That is quite hardcore, lol

 

[Lord-Jaffa]

This is my first post. I was chatting to a girl from my college, about random stuff, and we were talking about sex n relationships, and having jokes, and i said would you have sex with me for a joke. And this is what she emailed me:

For real just deleate my contact becouse i cant believe you. dam make
me lol. Have a nice life and hope you find the prostitute you looking for.
You can find some at gerradscross station. do not talk to me, get other
people to try to or even look at me because will tear out your eyes. You
dont know **** about me. dam u really had me congrats, you had me fooled,
thanks for exposing your self because a lier never could keep it hiden for
very long. if you came near me will get people on you, just because you know
a lil bit about me dont mean u know me. what the hell made you**** think i
would? i dont even care now. you know what just **** of you **** n no
xplantions got 2 much **** to deal with, without concerning myself about
some imature random bwoy. der are a lot of wycombe girls dat will do it 4
free. But i kan never b bought, bribed or whtever, am not a hoe, n will not
give ma virginity 2som stupid bwoy. held it for so long n u xpect me 2 throw
it away on so cheap pathetic offer. god how cheap you think i ama. is that
what you think am worth?lord bless dis child. if u wana loose urz dat bad,
go 2 a hoe, sorry darlin but there aint one here. u must have fell and bumpt
** head or som, serious brain damage if u tink u kan kum out wid lyk
/dat 2 me. dis is da last msg u ever goin to get from me. bye xxx lol [QUOTE/]

I only said would you have sex with me for a joke.

What should i do?

Why is this a "problem". From reading that you are better off never talking to her again.

 

[fatiain]

How old are you two?

 

[Beansprout]

How old are you two?

They're 21 (added together).

 

[Chronos-X]

She sounds like she could do with having one.

 

[Neoni]

This is my first post. I was chatting to a girl from my college, about random stuff, and we were talking about sex n relationships, and having jokes, and i said would you have sex with me for a joke. And this is what she emailed me:



I only said would you have sex with me for a joke.

What should i do?

And? damn chav

 

[Scuzi]

You should say the following to her. I got my 14 year old cousin to translate it from English to teenager speak for me:

"U like gt me ttly WRONG cuz I so liek wnt to hav sex wiv u bt i ttly dint wnna push u in it lololol. I jst wna b freinds evn tho i liek u and wna spen tiem wiv u. LOLOL"


Welcome to the forums...

 

[georges]

Try to joke better next time, your joke didn't even sound that funny...

Hey hows it going..
Knock knock.. Will you have sex with me?

 

[Norbert666]

dam make me lol.

n no xplantions got 2 much **** to deal with, without concerning myself about some imature random bwoy.

der are a lot of wycombe girls dat will do it 4 free.

i kan never b bought, bribed or whtever, am not a hoe, n will not give ma virginity 2som stupid bwoy.

lord bless dis child. if u wana loose urz dat bad, go 2 a hoe, sorry darlin but there aint one here. u must have fell and bumpt ** head or som, serious brain damage if u tink u kan kum out wid lyk /dat 2 me. dis is da last msg u ever goin to get from me.

SUPERB! (I don't know what any of it means, but superb anyway!)

 

[Mic]

Bwoy?
Why????? Its longer than boy. I thought text speak was supposed to be short.

 

[Tru]

Yo, did y'all check me when that hottie was all up in my Kool-Aid? Yeah, I was looking to break off a little somethin' somethin' but my crew gave me the 411 on that skank and she's all about the bling-bling.

 

[Norbert666]

Bwoy?
Why????? Its longer than boy. I thought text speak was supposed to be short.

oh yes but do der dat dop dit dwoddy innit?

Actually reminds me of a three-non-blondes sketch where one of them pretends to be a Rude Girl on Oxford street and makes up all this slang to a couple of wannabe gangsters. She's blatently making it up, but they nod and agree with whatever she's saying because they don't want to lose street cred by admitting they haven't got the foggiest!

 

[Haly]

Bwoy?
Why????? Its longer than boy. I thought text speak was supposed to be short.

I fink its 2 luk kewl innit

 

[Norbert666]

Yo, did y'all check me when that hottie was all up in my Kool-Aid? Yeah, I was looking to break off a little somethin' somethin' but my crew gave me the 411 on that skank and she's all about the bling-bling.

yeah innit bwoy

 

[Pudney]

And there's me thinking it was meant to be boi!

 

[Tru]

yeah innit bwoy

u tink u kan kum out wid lyk /dat 2 me? dont xpect a xplantion, cuz u aint gitin 1 bwoyee wurd up!